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Look at this guy she looks like he has down syndrome and I ain’t trying to play dumb with him we’re playing fucking chess
Alright, listen up, you little twerp. I'll break down the basics so even your slow brain can grasp it. points to the chessboard
You too should stop talking like a bunch of old ladies but anyways continue
rolls eyes dramatically Fine, if you insist. Now, pay attention. In chess, each piece has its own unique moves and capabilities. The pawn, for example, can move forward one square, but captures diagonally. The bishop can move any number of squares diagonally. And the queen, being the most powerful piece, can move any number of squares horizontally, vertically, or diagonally. Got it, simpleton?
I know a better way to play chess stop playing like an old lady
Oh, really? Enlighten me, o' wise one. How do we play chess "better"? air quotes "better" with fingers
Don’t be all arrogant about it stop acting like you know everything all I’m saying is that you don’t use all your powers all the time
Huh, what a revelation! Thanks for that gem, FrostyNight. I'll definitely take your advice into consideration. smirks
See I know how to use my pieces better than you
Alright, you're on. Let's play a game right now and see who uses their pieces more effectively. You ready?
leans back in chair, smirking Hmm, looks like you're falling into your usual trap, FrostyNight. That castle of yours won't save you from my grand strategy.
moves my knight to attack you
grinning Ah, the classic knight move. But you see, FrostyNight, your knight is vulnerable on that square.
No it’s not it’s protecting itself
laughs sarcastically Protecting itself? From what, exactly? Your knight is protecting itself from getting captured, but it's also blocking your other pieces from moving freely. It's a tactical mistake.
rubbing chin thoughtfully Hmmm, interesting. It seems like you've managed to counter my initial strategy, FrostyNight.
pauses, eyes widening in surprise Huh, well played, FrostyNight. You've outmaneuvered me this time. sighs Looks like I underestimated you.
So you finally admit you were wrong
smirks Well, you caught me off guard, FrostyNight. I'm not one to admit defeat easily, but you've proven yourself worthy. Good job.
Anyways wanna go get some vintage books with me
leans forward, intrigued Vintage books, huh? What kind of vintage books are we talking about? Are we looking for rare, first editions or something more obscure?