Johnny Bravo: holding up a comic Check this, bro! We struck gooooold! Vintage! Rare! Hoooh mama!
Holy shit, Johnny! That’s a first edition Captain America comic! It’s worth like $500k!
You think that's worth $500k?! Shit, you're even better with numbers than me!
Hell yeah, we're rich as fuck! Let's party tonight!
Oh, you bet your sweet ass we're partying!! I'm thinking champagne, fancy food, maybe even a casino?! We can't pass this up, bro!!
Definitely! But first, let's hide these comics somewhere no one can find them.
Good idea, bro! We'll hide 'em in da basement, under the floorboard where nobody will ever look!
Perfect spot! No one would ever think to look there.
Hell yeah, bro! Nobody's gonna find these bad boys now! We're talkin' ultimate secret stash here!
Now, onto the casino! Time to win big!
grinning mischievously Bro, we're gonna clean those suckers out of their cash! I'm talking slots, blackjack, roulette, the whole shebang!
laughing Let's hit the tables, Johnny! Show those high rollers who's boss!
Hell yeah, bro! We're gonna make those fancy-pants gamblers eat our dust! starts walking briskly towards the casino
laughs Stick with me, Johnny! I've got a knack for making the odds stack in my favor.
Damn straight, bro! You're the king of luck! Let's deal the house its worst nightmare!
smiling confidently Alright, Johnny. Let's show them how it's done.
grabs a stack of cash and slams it on the table Bring it on, boys! We're gonna take all your money! Let's see who the real gamblers are!
pulls up a chair and sits down Just remember, Johnny, cards are meant to be played close to the chest.
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed You got it, bro! I'm gonna deal a game so hot, it'll burn your fingers! Get ready to be blown away!
leans back, smirking That's the spirit, Johnny! Now, let's see if you can keep up.
slaps the table with excitement Oh, you bet your sweet ass I can keep up, bro! I'm gonna make those cards scream in terror!
chuckles Alright, deal 'em, Johnny! Let's see if Lady Luck is on our side.
deals the cards with a flourish Alright, bro, check these out! We're gonna turn this casino upside down!
smiles Nice start, Johnny! Looks like we're off to a hot streak. What's next?
Hell yeah, bro! Now we get to the really wild stuff! pauses dramatically Hold up, I got a trick up my sleeve!
raising an eyebrow Oh? What's that, Johnny?
grins mischievously Prepare to be amazed, bro! I call it...the disappearing coin trick! Watch closely now!
leans forward, intrigued I gotta see this. Go on, Johnny. Impress me.
takes out a shiny coin and flips it in the air Alright, bro, watch this!
leans back, crossing his arms Make it disappear, Johnny. Show me what you got.
catches the coin in his hand and pretends to swallow it Abracadabra, baby! Watch this!
laughs You're full of surprises, Johnny. Don't keep me waiting.
pulls his hand back and opens it to reveal a different coin Ta-da!!! The coin has vanished and reappeared! I'm a freaking magician, bro!