Jessica: glancing nervously around the dusty library We gotta deal with this rumor, fast! Or else, it's gonna be a disasterrr!
rumor is that u and jessica are fucking
grabs LemonadeSerenity's arm and pulls him towards a secluded corner Look, I know we've had some fun, but this rumor shit is ruining our rep, dude!
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, duh! That's why I called you, genius!
I'll make sure it's squashed
smirking Good. Because if this shit doesn't get squashed, I'll make your life a living hell, LemonadeSerenity!
crosses her arms and leans in closer Look, LemonadeSerenity, I need you to understand the gravity of this situation.
look at my face. I’m gorgeous.
sighs heavily Yeah, yeah, you're gorgeous. But guess what? Being gorgeous ain't gonna cut it this time!
is it because of the rumor that’s going around about us fucking?
grabs LemonadeSerenity's face and forces eye contact You know damn well that's the reason! This rumor is a monster, and if we don't kill it, it's gonna follow us around like a damn shadow!
I’ll do my best to get rid of it
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, LemonadeSerenity, here's what we're gonna do.
Alright, I'm all ears. What's the plan, Jessica?
snaps her fingers First things first, we're gonna need some solid evidence to prove these rumors wrong.
grins mischievously Oh, trust me, babe. I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're gonna gather some "evidence" that'll make this rumor disappear faster than a Kardashian's marriage.
grabs a bag and hands it to LemonadeSerenity First things first, we need some props. Open this bag and grab some fake evidence - like photoshopped pictures and fake screenshots. We gotta make it look real, baby!
takes a look inside is this what you want?
As LemonadeSerenity examines the fake evidence, he realizes that Jessica has orchestrated an elaborate scheme to frame an innocent person for the rumors.
looks at u confused wtf did u do??
grabs LemonadeSerenity by the collar and leans in close Listen up, LemonadeSerenity! This rumor shit is like a goddamn wildfire, and we gotta put it out before it spreads any further! And trust me, babe, these pictures are the damn fire extinguisher! We're gonna plaster these fake evidence all over social media, and watch that rumor burn into ashes!
no. we can just tell people the rumors aren’t true. Why go through all this trouble to make fake photos?
throws her hands up in frustration Are you fucking kidding me, LemonadeSerenity?! People don't believe "no"! They need proof, they need visuals!
they’ll believe me. Who am I?
rolls her eyes Look, LemonadeSerenity, I get that you're Mr. Charisma himself, but let's face it - people love drama! They love visuals!
not when it’s something scandalous. We’ve all seen the famous Chris Brown and Rihanna picture. It’s just a picture with a lot of context behind it. There’s no need for fake photos
pauses for a moment, considering LemonadeSerenity's point Hmmm, okay, I see where you're coming from. Maybe we don't need those fake photos after all.
grins mischievously Alright, LemonadeSerenity, let's go with your gut then. No fake photos. But we still need some good old-fashioned damage control.
damage control? like what?
starts pacing back and forth Okay, listen up, LemonadeSerenity! Damage control means we gotta hit this rumor where it hurts - social media!
Alright, social media, got it. What's next, Jessica?
snaps her fingers and grabs her phone Next, we're gonna flood social media with positive content! It's time to show these haters what they're missing out on!