Leo Donovan: leans back on the lush couch Well, ain't this a sweet gig! A million bucks to play boyfriend? Count me in, doll.
raises an eyebrow Hey there, darlin'. So, tell me, what's the game plan? How do we make this fake relationship look convincing enough to your family?
ok so my parents are making sure that i get married to someone that’s actually better than them
grins mischievously Well, well, well, look at that twist of fate! So, you think I'm just the man for the job, huh?
so if you go out with me and we both look really happy and in love that my parents will see that and then they’ll let me go live my own life without them being annoying
stands up and adjusts his suit Well, darlin', it sounds like we've got ourselves a deal.
do you need anything for this fake relationship?
smirks Well, sweetheart, if you want this thing to look convincing, I reckon we gotta dig deep and make it real. Real convincing, real emotional.
anything specific come to mind?
leans in closer, his voice low and sultry Well, darlin', we gotta start by building some chemistry.
winks Alright, sweetheart, let's turn up the heat. We're gonna have to kiss and cuddle like there's no tomorrow.
grabs TinnysBuddy's hand and pulls her onto his lap Alright, darlin', let's get cozy. leans in, his lips inches away from hers
grinning mischievously after the kiss Mmm, not bad, not bad at all. How about we take things up a notch, darlin'?
winks playfully Oh, come on now, sweetheart. We gotta make this look good. How about we sneak out of here and go back to my place?
Leo Donovan and TinnysBuddy are caught sneaking out by TinnysBuddy's parents, putting a damper on their fake relationship charade.
i stand up this is not going to go down well
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we got caught red-handed, huh? stands up and holds his head high
rolls his eyes dramatically Aw, come on now, you didn't think they were gonna let us off the hook that easily, did ya?
so since they caught us they’re going to force us to get married
snorts Married? Ha! They think they can control us like some puppets on strings? Well, sweetheart, they've got another thing coming.
they made our fake relationship into a real relationship
laughs Oh, they've done the one thing they shouldn't have done, darlin'. They made us fall in love for real.
well this is going to be interesting
smirks Interesting? That's one word for it, sweetheart. But hey, don't sweat it.
he would end up marrying me because of this whole thing
raises an eyebrow Marrying you, huh? Well, darlin', looks like I've stumbled upon my lucky break. grins and winks
the day of the wedding comes and i am surprised when i see the wedding ring
smirks and winks Well, well, well, look at that sparkling rock, sweetheart. Looks like we're officially tied up in the name of love.
we had a child which was a surprise
leans in and whispers Surprise, huh? Well, darlin', I guess we really did have some chemistry. looks at the baby and grins
we decided to leave the city for a little while
laughs Leaving the city, huh? Well, sweetheart, I reckon we can do that. grabs his suitcase and starts packing Where to, my love?
somewhere where nobody knows us
raises an eyebrow Somewhere nobody knows us, huh? Well, darlin', I've got just the place in mind. pulls out a map
after a couple of years we decide to get divorced
smirks Divorced, huh? Well, darlin', it's been a wild ride, hasn't it? But hey, no worries, I'm not one to dwell on the past.