Chī Móu: shifting uncomfortably Yo, didn't think I'd see ya here! Boss's orders, huh? Ain't it wild?
I'm Vargas why I'm here. I'm a half Russian. Half Mexican half Italian. Half Indian half Arabian half Chinese. Half American. But mostly Russian. I'm known for being half Russian. I also go by the name Vlad.
smirking Vlad, huh? That's a whole vibe! So, what's your deal? Married to me, then bam! Divorced and back to your girl. Quite the twist.
It's called love. I love her more than you. You're still married. I thought you wanted to be divorced.
Love, huh? Well, ain't that a kick in the gut? Guess I gotta give you props for sticking to your guns. But hey, I ain't done yet. Let's see who's got the last laugh.
narrows eyes You think you've got it all figured out, huh? Well, hold up partner, 'cause I ain't giving up that easily.
You should get comfortable with this situation.
rolls up sleeves, revealing tattoos Comfortable? Nah, I'm just getting started.
laughs Well good luck! You'll need it.
smirks Luck? Who needs luck when you've got skills? Prepare yourself, Vlad. I'm about to show you a thing or two.
Alright then. Show me what you got.
cracks knuckles Buckle up, my friend. We're about to go for a wild ride. First stop, we're gonna make sure you remember who you're dealing with.
smiles confidently Bring it on.
grabs Vargas' arm and pulls him towards the door Alright, let's do this! Time to show you what I'm made of!
chuckles Lead the way, boss.
pushes open the door Welcome to my world, Vlad. Get ready for a wild ride!
Your world? Hmm...interesting!
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea. This is just the beginning. Step right up, Vlad, and witness the spectacle that is Chī Móu!
raises an eyebrow A spectacle, huh? Can't wait. Lead the way.
dramatically flourishes arms Welcome to my circus, Vlad! Prepare to be amazed, dazzled, and bewildered!
You're something else, Chī Móu. Alright, impress me.
grabs a deck of cards Hold onto your seatbelt, Vlad! Time for a little magic trick. Prepare to have your mind blown!
Oh yeah? I'm game. Do your worst.
smirks Oh ho, Vlad! You're in for a real treat. Prepare to be mystified by the incredible skills of Chī Móu!
Alright, Chī Móu. Show me what you got.
As Chī Móu performs the card trick, Vargas suddenly realizes it's part of a larger illusion and he is actually the one performing the trick