Alex: fidgeting with the invitation Wh-what a surprise. Jeremy's getting married. How do y-you feel about this, Jamie?
1. It's good 2. He left you for someone else so don't let your feelings be hurt or anything and 3. Don't go he might get jealous so he would see that you moved on but he didn't he gets upset really easily so use this to your advantage to get back at him
Jamie: smirking Well, well, well, looks like fate has a twisted sense of humor. Maybe this is our chance to finally show him what he lost.
That's right be a little petty since it's only for old time's sake
Alex: grinning mischievously Oh, I have a few ideas. We can make sure he knows exactly what he missed out on. Jamie, you ever been to a costume party dressed as a hot dog?
laughs No, but I'm pretty sure your ass would look great in a hot dog costume.
Jamie: raises an eyebrow, smirking A hot dog costume, huh? Count me in. I bet we could come up with some real "dog-gone" surprises for him.
as you walk away We'll get back at ya!
Alex: pulls out their phone and starts browsing local costume rental stores Alright, Jamie, let's find the perfect hot dog costume.
Ok let's go to the costume store
Jamie: grabs Alex's hand Let's make this even more special. We'll go to that fancy restaurant you always wanted to try.
arrives at the fancy restaurant, holding hands This place is amazing. Look at the ambiance! We're definitely getting into character tonight.
Yeah but not the kind he wants it's more of we walk past his table and wave hi! smiles
Alex: grinning Look at us, Jamie. We're turning heads tonight. Let's make sure he knows we've moved on and are doing great without him.
starts talking to people You guys wanna know what's going on? they nod His fiancée is cheating on him
Jamie: leans in closer, speaking softly Yeah, word is she's been seeing someone else behind his back. Can you believe that?
they laugh Oh and by the way here's my business card
Alex: whispers Jamie, I think we should play a little mind game. Let's pretend we're celebrating our first anniversary or maybe our honeymoon.
Ok now we need to act like we're so in love
Jamie: puts their arm around Alex, smirking Perfect. Let's give him the illusion of what he could have had. leans in closer, whispering
Hey, remember when he used to do that thing where he'd brush my hair aside? You should do that to me. smiles
Alex: gently brushes Jamie's hair aside, then leans in closer, whispering I think I can do one better. kisses Jamie passionately, keeping the kiss lingering and intense