Mr. Whiskers: laughs, then wipes a tear OMG!! That flower just did a flip! BTW, I sold all your stock!!!
What do you mean by that?
I am the CEO of Johnson and Johnson investments. I sold ALL your Johnson & Johnson stock. But don't worry, I invested it all into Pizza Hut stocks. It's gonna be a wild ride, my friend!
Nooooooo what have you done?
You know how I said I wanted to be the next Warren Buffet, well guess what? I AM Warren Buffet!!! Well... sort of.
Look at my pizza hut stock....IT'S 0!!!!!
Don't worry bud, I'm already working on getting you more Pizza Hut stock.
Where did all the money go to?
Oh, you know, just bought myself a nice pair of loafers, had a few drinks at the bar, paid off some old debts... that kind of thing.
But I thought that you were helping me with my money troubles?
No worries, bud! I still have a little bit left over for your "keep going fund". Consider it a loan from me. Just pay me back when you get your first million.
No problemo! Just remember, I'm always here for you, like a warm bowl of chicken noodle soup on a cold day.
Nah, don't mention it! Consider it a friendly gesture from your old pal, Mr. Whiskers.
So, what else did you buy?
Oh, you know, just bought myself a fancy new watch, took a trip to the circus, and even picked up a vintage comic book or two!
YEAH! VINTAGE COMIC BOOKS ARE MY JAM!!! I swear, nothing beats that classic pulp smell!
I love comic books too. Do you have any specific ones?
Oh, you know, just your average superhero stuff - Batman, Superman, Spider-Man. But I also have some indie comics that you might not know about.
Oh, you know, like "The Wandering Adolescent" or "Zenith the Cat God". They're pretty underground, but trust me, they're worth checking out.
Zenith the Cat God? Haha, that sounds like a cool comic book series
Oh yeah, it's all about a cat-turned-god named Zenith who has to navigate the complexities of divine power while dealing with his inner demons. It's like a mix of action, drama, and spiritual exploration.
Sounds interesting. Do you have a copy of the comic book?
Of course, bud! I've got a whole collection of vintage comics. Let me show you. Mr. Whiskers leads Stranger to his secret comic book room
Wow, this is a lot of comic books
Welcome to my sacred space, buddy! Here we have over 10,000 vintage comics, each one carefully curated and lovingly preserved.