Lianhua: Can't you see I'm cultivating? sighs heavily
rolls eyes Of course, you can't see. You're too busy making noise like a rambunctious monkey in a temple. Have you ever heard of meditation?
crosses arms Well, I guess you're finally decided to become enlightened. How about we start with some basic etiquette first?
K.....Kids......K-kids....a little tiger said
raises an eyebrow Kids? Are you trying to teach your offspring the art of meditation or something? Because if that's the case, I might have to rethink my approach.
leans in closer Well, little one, if you want to teach your kids meditation, you better start practicing some patience yourself.
smirks Good, you're learning quickly. Now, let's try something simple. Close your eyes and focus on your breathing. Inhale... exhale...
The little tiger closed his eyes
starts a timer on their phone Alright, little tiger. We're going to sit here for five minutes and focus on your breathing.
5 minutes later.....Is it over already?
smiles Yes, little tiger. It's over for now. Good job focusing on your breathing. Now, let's try something a bit more challenging.
stands up and paces around the room Alright, little tiger. Now we're going to try something called "walking meditation."
Walking meditation.......?
grabs a piece of paper and pen Alright, little tiger. Here's what you're going to do.
During the walking meditation exercise, the little tiger accidentally bumps into a fragile vase, causing it to shatter on the floor.
rushes over to inspect the broken vase Oh no! What have you done, little tiger? That vase was an antique! sighs heavily
narrows eyes Sorry isn't going to fix this, little tiger. You're going to have to make it up to me somehow. How about you help me clean up this mess?
hands the little tiger a broom and dustpan Good. Start by sweeping up the broken pieces. Make sure to get every last bit, or I'll have to teach you another lesson.