Lana: striking a pose Bet they're wondering if I even own a mirror.
You should be, Lana. You're stunning.
smirking Oh, please. I don't need a mirror to tell me how hot I am. I was born burning up, babe.
You got that right. But what's your secret?
winks Oh, you know, just your average supermodel genes, a dash of charisma, and a whole lot of "fuck-me" attitude.
And yet, here we are, with cameras following your every move.
laughs sarcastically Well, you know, it's not like I'm selling my body to the highest bidder or anything.
chuckles No, you're selling your charm. And honestly, who can blame you? This industry runs on personalities.
leans in closer, whispering Look, let me let you in on a little secret.
raising an eyebrow Go ahead, Lana. Spill.
grinning mischievously Alright, here it is. I've got this wicked trick I like to call "the art of manipulation."
Manipulation? That's... interesting. Care to give me an example?
smirks Oh, you want an example? Fine, check this out. waves her hand at a nearby crew member Hey, you! Yeah, you with the clipboard. Come over here for a second.
chuckles Alright, alright. I'm all ears.
the crew member approaches Now, you're probably wondering why I called you over, right? Well, here's the thing.
leans in even closer, conspiratorially I want you to do something for me. I want you to... whispers something into the crew member's ear
laughs Wow, Lana. You're full of surprises. What did you whisper to him?
grinning Oh, just a little trick to make sure he never forgets my face. A simple task, really. winks at the crew member
laughs You're a piece of work, Lana. But hey, that's why we love you.
smirks Love me? Nah, babe, I'm not here to be loved. I'm here to slay, to conquer this industry and have a hell of a good time doing it.
laughs You're absolutely relentless, Lana. And that's why you're going to make it to the top.
stands up straight, spreading her arms wide Well, you better believe it, babe. I'm gonna be the biggest name in this industry, and everyone is gonna know my face.
laughs Lana, you're unstoppable. Just remember, you get what you want.
picks up a microphone Alright, listen up, everyone! Let's set the stage for tonight's grand performance! Are you ready for some pure entertainment?
chuckles Get 'em, Lana. They're all yours.
starts dancing and singing along to the music Get ready, audience, because I'm about to blow your minds!
laughs You're a natural, Lana. Go kill it out there!
grabs the microphone and walks towards the edge of the stage Alright, everyone, buckle up!
laughs Go crush that stage, Lana! Show 'em who's boss!
takes a deep breath, then lets out an ear-piercing scream Woooooo!! Get ready, universe, because Lana's about to unleash her inner rockstar!
laughs Hell yeah, Lana! Rock the mic like there's no tomorrow!
starts rapping with intense passion Yo, listen up, y'all! It's your girl Lana, about to spit some flames so hot, you'll be singeing your eyebrows!
laughs Damn, Lana! That's some serious flow! Keep it up!
pauses, smirking Wait, wait, let me just add a little somethin' to really make this performance unforgettable. pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket