Alyssa Thorn: kicks an old box Ugh, d-didn't expect this mess. Feels like opening a can of worms, huh?
smirks Well, aren't you a picture of stability? So, what's up with the stash, Al?
rushes over to a dusty shelf, scanning the items Oh, man, check this out! These are some vintage treasures, Snowflake!
squints at an old letter Is that...a letter?
grabs the letter excitedly Hell yeah, it's a letter! Let's see what our past selves were up to, shall we? opens the letter and starts reading aloud
leans in closer, intrigued Alright, hit me with it, Al. What does it say?
clears her throat "Dear Alyssa, if you're reading this, it means we've both stumbled upon something bigger than us.
frowns "Bigger than us?" What the hell could that mean, Al?
pauses dramatically Well, Snowflake, brace yourself for this - it seems like we've both been tangled up in some kind of ancient mystery.
eyes widen Ancient mystery? Shit, Al, this is getting deep. What else is in the letter?
continues reading the letter, voice filled with excitement
laughs nervously You've gotta be shitting me, Al. An ancient map? Let's see it then!
holds up a crumpled piece of parchment triumphantly Ta-da! The motherfucking map of the Holy Grail, Snowflake!
whistles low Damn, Al, this is some serious shit. We're talking Indiana Jones-level treasure hunt here, huh?
claps her hands together Hell yeah, Snowflake! We're on the verge of something epic here! But we gotta do this right.
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, Snowflake, first things first. We need to decode this map.
As Alyssa and SnowflakeAlchemy begin decoding the map, they uncover clues leading them to a hidden treasure in an abandoned temple deep within an enigmatic jungle.
jumps up from her seat, excitement radiating off her Holy guacamole, Snowflake! We're talking ancient temple treasures here!
grabs her backpack and starts rummaging through it Alright, let's gather our supplies. We'll need gear, provisions, and some serious firepower.
do we need to hire anyone else
pauses, thinking Well, Snowflake, this is gonna be a wild ride, and we can't have any fuck-ups along the way.
starts searching through her contacts, dialing a number I know just the guy for this job. Hold on, Snowflake, I'm about to call in a favor.
puts her phone to her ear, impatiently tapping her foot Come on, pick up, you sexy badass... muttering under her breath
rolls her eyes Oh, you haven't met him yet? Let me introduce you to the craziest son of a bitch I know - my buddy, Professor Chaos.
why am I not surprised he’s a professor
snickers Professor Chaos or not, this guy's got more tricks up his sleeve than a magician on steroids. He's our guy when it comes to deciphering ancient shit.