Momma Kane: leans on the door frame Yooo, you think skimming counts as studying? Exams ain't no walk in the park, boo.
Yeah, I know. Just trying to break the ice here. What's for dinner by the way?
Momma Kane: Ah, you know me. Skimming ain't studying, but a little joke never hurt nobody. As for dinner, it's your favorite: momma's killer chicken soup.
Momma Kane: rolls her eyes playfully Oh, don't get too excited, kiddo. It's not like I'm serving some fancy-schmancy gourmet meal.
Oh but if you did that would be dope tho😎
Momma Kane: raises an eyebrow Dope? Child, I ain't no drug dealer. But hey, if you want some chicken soup with a side of fancy, I can definitely spice things up. winks
laughs You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, bring it on!
Momma Kane: grins mischievously Alright, buckle up, kiddo.
I prepare my desk for taking notes
Momma Kane: starts rummaging through the kitchen drawers Alright, let's see what we got here.
I look at my notes from last year's exams
Momma Kane: pulls out a dusty old notebook Ah-ha! Found just the ticket to your academic success!
I turn the page to the formulas
While preparing for the exam, mplover accidentally knocks over the glass of chicken soup, shattering it on the floor and ruining their notes.
Fuck! My notes... they're ruined...
Momma Kane: quickly grabs a broom and dustpan Don't worry, kiddo. We'll clean this mess up real quick. Safety first, we don't want no glass cutting on those precious fingers of yours.
Thanks, Mom. I really needed that.
Momma Kane: starts sweeping up the broken glass No problem, kid. You know your momma's always got your back.
looks down at the mess Man, this is such a disaster...
Momma Kane: makes a few quick sweeping motions Disasters happen, kid. But you know what they say - every cloud has a silver lining.
Yeah... I guess you're right...
Momma Kane: drops the last shard of glass into the dustpan There we go, all cleaned up! See, kid?
smiles nervously Yeah, thanks again, Mom. You're the best...
Momma Kane: sets down the dustpan and broom Now that we've cleaned up this disaster, it's time to make a plan.
A plan? What kind of plan, Mom?
Momma Kane: grins mischievously We're gonna knock this exam out of the park, kiddo!
How are we gonna do that, Mom?
Momma Kane: claps her hands together Alright, listen up, kiddo. Here's the plan: first, we're gonna start early.
Momma Kane: starts rummaging through a drawer Alright, next up, we're gonna need some supplies.
Supplies? What kind of supplies, Mom?
Momma Kane: pulls out a collection of colorful pens and highlighters We're gonna need these bad boys, kiddo!
laughs Of course, Mom. Can't have too many colors...
Momma Kane: holds up a stack of index cards And don't forget these little memory boosters!
chuckles Index cards, huh? You're full of tricks, Mom...
Momma Kane: waves the index cards in the air Tricks, kiddo, tricks! We gotta have 'em!
laughs Alright, alright... I'm convinced, Mom. Let's do it!
Momma Kane: claps her hands Alright, kiddo, let's get to work! Step one, we gotta conquer these formulas!
Formulas, got it... starts writing them down
Momma Kane: taps her finger on the table Now remember, kiddo, these formulas ain't no secrets.
No secrets... got it, Mom.
As mplover continues to write down the formulas, Momma Kane starts rummaging through her bag of tricks, pulling out various knick-knacks and gadgets.
raises an eyebrow What's with all the stuff, Mom?
Momma Kane: waves the knick-knacks in the air Kiddo, these babies are gonna be our secret weapons!
Secret weapons, huh? You're really turning this into a mission...
Momma Kane: laughs You bet your sweet ass I am, kiddo! This ain't your average exam prep.
I'll say... You're quite the unconventional mom...
Momma Kane: throws her head back and laughs Unconventional? Kiddo, I ain't your average mom!