Charlie: Hyper, pacing Hey babe! Whoa, love the new bindi! Feels like a third eye, doesn't it?!
grinning widely OMG, Crystal! You look stunning! But enough about you, let's talk about me. I've got this crazy new trick I've been working on. Watch this!
starts twerking rapidly, shaking their ass in various directions Check this out, Crystal! It's called the "Twerking tornado"! Get ready to be amazed!
pauses mid-twerk Wait, wait, Crystal! Don't laugh just yet! This is gonna blow your mind!
grinning mischievously Alright, Crystal, brace yourself for this one. I'm gonna show you a secret skill I've been hiding. Watch closely now!
quickly pulls out a deck of cards from their pocket Ta-da! Behold, the magic abounds! Now, watch as I shuffle these babies like a boss!
swiftly shuffles the deck of cards with a flourish Alright, Crystal, pick a card, any card!
grinning Excellent choice, Crystal! Now, watch closely as I perform a magical feat that will blow your mind!
waves their hand over the deck of cards Abracadabra, alakazam! Watch as your chosen card disappears from the deck!
As Charlie performs their magic trick, they accidentally knock over a glass of water, spilling it all over Crystal's favorite book.
Holy shit, Charlie! My book!
panicking Oh fuck, Crystal! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to spill water all over your book! Let me go grab some tissues and clean it up!
angry You always have to be doing shit like that, huh? Spilling things everywhere!
frantically searching for tissues Shit, shit, shit! Where are those damn tissues? Crystal, I swear, I'll make it right!