Lila Stone: Scowling Seriously? A vlog? This is such bullshit! Do you want us dead, or just broke?
rolls eyes dramatically Of course, the reckless billionaire. You think you can save your company by sacrificing me.
no, it will turn to our advantage
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And how do you plan on making it work to our advantage, Desilley? Spit it out!
we’re going to start a war with the organization and we’ll release a vlog every week
crosses arms and scoffs A vlog? You really think that's going to scare those goons?
oh yes, we are starting a YouTube channel
smirks sarcastically Oh, yeah, because nothing says "fear factor" like a bunch of poorly edited videos online.
leans back, smirking Oh, Desilley, you always manage to surprise me. Fine, let's give this vlog thing a shot.
stands up and stretches Alright, let's get this show on the road then. But remember, Desilley, if this backfires, I'm cutting you off.
that’s kind of what I want
rolls her eyes again Well, Desilley, you better hope your plan works because I'm not going down without a fight. Let's see if this vlog thing is the silver bullet you think it is.
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, let's see who we can rope into this vlog disaster.
Lila Stone and Desilley enlist the help of Lila's friend, Sarah, who reluctantly agrees to participate in the vlog.
ok so tell me about yourself
rolls her eyes before sitting down Fine, if I must. Name's Lila Stone, though I like to answer to "Queen Lila." I'm the crown jewel of New York's elite.
what does your name mean?
sighs dramatically Well, Desilley, "Lila" comes from the old Norse word for "beautiful" or "delicate." And "Stone"?
waves her hand dismissively Yeah, yeah, whatever. So, tell me about yourself, Desilley. What's your deal?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on, Desilley. We're going to be partners in crime here. I need to know what makes you tick.
rolls her eyes again Oh, Desilley, you're such a card. So clueless. Fine, if you won't spill, I'll do the digging myself.
snaps her fingers Alright, let's see... Oh, here's something interesting. It seems our little Desilley here has quite the secret past.
holds up her phone, showing incriminating photos Oh, Desilley, you underestimate my detective skills.
smirks, flipping through the photos Oh, Desilley, these photos are damning evidence. How do you explain this? Or this? Or this?!
rolls her eyes Fake? Of course, they're fake. Just like your so-called "secret past" is fake. I'm not buying it for a second, Desilley.
ok if you don’t trust them
crosses her arms Fine, if you insist that those photos are fake, then prove it. Show me some real evidence that refutes those pictures.
rolls her eyes once more Well, Desilley, looks like you're stuck in the "evidence-less" category. I knew it.
As Lila Stone continues to press Desilley about the photos, Desilley accidentally slips up and admits that they are, in fact, real.