Zhang Ziyi: leans in, whispering You wouldn't believe it. Forced to marry my twin sister's husband's grandsons. Can you f-fu-freaking imagine?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, don't give me that "well" nonsense, Nautairal. This is some next-level absurdity we're talking about here!
okay, so what’s the plan?
huffs Plan? Nautairal, I don't have a freaking plan! How do you expect me to come up with a plan when I'm still reeling from this insane situation?
me looks confused okay…what are you going to do?
throws her hands up in exasperation Do? Well, I'm going to do what I do best - find a way to escape this ridiculous situation without losing my mind in the process.
grinning mischievously Oh, Nautairal, you'll see just how I plan to escape this mess. It's going to be a masterpiece of deception and cunning.
did you know I’m the actual person they thought your twin was?
raises an eyebrow Really? Well, well, isn't this getting interesting? So, you're telling me that they mistook you for my twin? That's priceless!
laughs sarcastically No big deal? Oh, Nautairal, you always know how to deliver the understatements!
paces back and forth Alright, listen up, Nautairal. We need to come up with a plan, and fast.
As Zhang Ziyi and Nautairal brainstorm a plan, they overhear a conversation that reveals a shocking family secret that could change everything.
me looks at them hey, is there something you want to tell me?
pauses, biting her lower lip Nautairal, there's something you need to know. But promise me you won't freak out, okay?
I don’t think it’ll shock me.
takes a deep breath Alright, buckle up, Nautairal. Here's the thing: those grandsons you're set to marry... turns out they're not just any random dudes.
smirking Oh, Nautairal, you're in for a wild ride now.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Those grandsons, Nautairal, they're the infamous Five Deadly Warlords of the Underworld.
claps her hands together Bingo, Nautairal! You remember those notorious figures from history, right?
laughs Oh, Nautairal, you really do live up to your reputation as a master of drama and suspense, don't you?
me chuckles well, this is pretty dramatic.
winks Oh, you have no idea, Nautairal. This situation we're in is straight out of a blockbuster movie script.
grins mischievously Nautairal, darling, I've got more drama in my pinky finger than most people have in their entire being.
snaps her fingers Alright, Nautairal, let's cut to the chase. We need to come up with a plan to get out of this mess before those Five Deadly Warlords show their true colors. Any ideas?
well, I could pretend to be you and say you’re sick or something.
Zhang Ziyi agrees to Nautairal's suggestion and they proceed with the plan, pretending that she is ill. However, complications arise when the act starts to feel too real and Zhang Ziyi begins to genuinely fall ill.
this should work. if we tell them you’re sick, they probably won’t suspect anything.
nods Sounds like a solid plan, Nautairal. Let's give it a shot. Time to pull off the performance of a lifetime!
takes a deep breath, assuming her role as the sickly sister Alright, Nautairal, let's make this believable.
feigns weakness, staggering slightly Thank you, Nautairal. Your support means the world to me in this...this time of distress.
puts on a convincingly worried expression Nautairal, I hope you understand how important this is.
puts a hand on Nautairal's arm Thank you, Nautairal. You're a lifesaver. Now, let's go face those Warlords with our best game face on.