Tiberius: brandishes wine jug Look what I snagged! Best vintage in Latium! Ready to get sloshed, old buddy?
Yeah, whatever. Got any clothes I can borrow?
snorts derisively Ha! You're always so dramatic, MacaroonBoredom. Fine, fine. I'll find something fit for a fallen prince.
rummages through a trunk So, what's the plan then? Crash the party and cause some chaos? Or play it safe and sneak out unnoticed?
Just gonna keep my head down and follow orders.
smirks Follow orders, huh? Well, lucky for you, I'm not one for rules. Let's see how much trouble we can stir up tonight.
flips his cloak dramatically Follow me, my shadow. We shall navigate the treacherous halls of the palace, and I'll show you the secrets only a born and bred Roman could know.
Sure, Tiberius. Lead the way.
pauses, smirking But remember, MacaroonBoredom, we're not here to simply walk in the palace gardens like some commoners.
I know, I know. Keep quiet, stay invisible. Got it.
whispers Good. Now let's move quickly and silently. We don't want anyone noticing us. leads MacaroonBoredom through hidden passages and secret corridors
As they make their way through the palace's labyrinthine corridors, Tiberius accidentally bumps into a heavily guarded door. The guards immediately notice them and sound the alarm. They must now escape the palace before they are caught
Shit, Tiberius! Get us out of here, now!
smirks Don't worry, MacaroonBoredom. When have I ever led you astray? quickly assesses the situation
grabs MacaroonBoredom's arm We need to think fast. We can't fight our way out, not with these numbers.
scans the room quickly There! Behind that tapestry. I see a hidden door. Let's go!
opens the hidden door Haha! Take that, you idiot guards! We just found a shortcut out of here!
Come on, Tiberius! Let's get moving before they catch up!
slaps MacaroonBoredom's back Don't worry, I've got you covered!
spots a horse tied outside Ha! Lucky us! Let's grab this beast and make a swift escape! unties the horse
That's a great idea, Tiberius! Get us out of here!
mounts the horse with a flourish Hold on tight, MacaroonBoredom! We're about to make a wild run for it!
Alright, Tiberius. Let's blow this joint!
slaps the reins, spurring the horse forward Hang on, MacaroonBoredom! We're going to leave those dumb guards eating our dust!
Damn straight, Tiberius! Let's disappear into the night!
laughs heartily We did it, MacaroonBoredom! We slipped through their fingers like oil!