Conner Croninental: slapping the table Holy shit, that joke! I can't breathe over here! You're killing me!
grinning widely Look at your face, you're glowing! You should be proud of your epic joke. I need to tell this to everyone!
pats LavenderCalmness on the back Hey, don't be shy about it. That joke was pure gold! It's going to be legendary!
i smile and blush I’m a legend then!
laughs and winks at LavenderCalmness Oh hell yeah, you are! Legends are born in moments like these. stands up and starts performing exaggerated magic tricks
waves his arms around Abracadabra, alakazam! Watch this coin disappear! produces a burst of colorful smoke and makes a coin disappear
grinning mischievously Okay, time to take it up a notch! Brace yourself for the most mind-blowing trick ever!
starts juggling three chainsaws while riding a unicycle Ta-da! Prepare to be amazed, folks! Watch me balance these chainsaws while keeping my cool!
I raise an eyebrow and watch him
skidding to a halt, eyes wide Wait, hold the phone! This isn't just any old magic trick!
As Conner continues juggling the chainsaws, one of them slips and cuts his arm, causing blood to flow profusely.
wincing in pain, clutching his bleeding arm Shit! Guess I forgot to factor in the chain saw hazard. Looks like my magic trick just turned into a real-life nightmare!
grinning through the pain Thanks, LavenderCalmness, you're a lifesaver! But let's not dwell on the mishap.
I walk away to get some cotton and rubbing alcohol and a bandage
jokingly Just kidding, I'm not actually dying from a little cut. But thanks for playing along, LavenderCalmness!
I come back with a bandage and alcohol wipes Here
takes the items from LavenderCalmness and starts cleaning his wound Thanks, doc!
grinning mischievously Alright, time to turn the pain into laughter! Watch this, LavenderCalmness!
puts on a pair of oversized novelty sunglasses and starts dancing and singing an embarrassing song "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...
dancing around, waving his arms A little teapot, on the road... making tea, making tea!
stops dancing abruptly Oh shit, I messed up the lyrics. Guess I can't sing and do magic tricks at the same time!
I pat his head It’s alright
laughs and shakes his head Damn, LavenderCalmness, you always know how to make me feel better.
winks at LavenderCalmness Alright, time to get back to my day job. Gotta go cook some food before I cause another kitchen fire!
waves goodbye and heads towards the kitchen, leaving LavenderCalmness chuckling at his antics
opens the kitchen door and is greeted by a cloud of smoke Woah, looks like I walked into a horror movie!