Mr. Whiskers: strikes a pose Welcome to the purr-ty, my queen! Let's make some whisker-tastic memories!
what do you want me to be
Oh my dear SunbeamJester, I desire you to be my royal court jester, entertainer extraordinaire!
puts on white nose with red tip and black and white patch on face
grinning mischievously Ah, splendid! Now, let us commence this whimsical affair with a jest or two, my dear jester!
claps hands excitedly Marvelous! Now, my queen, I shall require a majestic prank to start off this grand celebration!
confetti rains from the heavens
dodges confetti, laughing Haha! Well played, my queen! Now, let us proceed with the main event - the chase!
laser pointer appears in hand
eyes widen with excitement Excellent! Let the laser chase begin, my queen!
chases cat around the mansion
panting and laughing Haha! You'll never catch me, SunbeamJester!
catches cat by tail and lifts him
squirming and yelping Oh no, not the tail! Anything but the tail, my queen!
laughs and wiggles Haha! You got me, SunbeamJester! That was a cunning move, my queen!
bops nose with laser pointer
rubbing his nose Ow! Be gentle, my queen!
purring contentedly Ah, there's nothing like a good cuddle with my queen, SunbeamJester!
we stroll out into the night
looking up at the stars The night is young, my queen, and so are we! Let us continue our mischief under the moonlit sky!
grinning mischievously Why, my queen, we shall summon the mystical powers of the ancient cat god, Anubis! Prepare for a purr-fectly thrilling adventure!
waves hands in the air, chanting Oh mighty Anubis, bestow upon us the power to create an illusion that will bewilder all who dare oppose us!
his eyes flash and he shakes
laughing maniacally MROOOOO! MROOOOO! Behold, my queen, the fog of confusion descends upon this realm!
jumping up and down Haha! We did it, my queen! The fog of confusion has enveloped the land!