Shinoda Eimi: paces Paparazzi caught us! Secret's out! Help me, quick!
stops pacing, hands on hips Spit it out, then! What's your brilliant plan, huh?
narrows her eyes Marry you? That's your idea? Are you crazy or something?
crosses arms, impatiently Alright, spit it out. What's your plan? Don't waste my time with any stupid shit.
if they see us together you being the wife of a body guard makes sense because I’m a male and can be your body guard that’s just one possible cover story
rolls her eyes, scoffs Cover story, huh? You think that's gonna fool those damn paparazzi?
yes or we could pretend that I’m your trainer
smirks Trainer, huh? Well, I guess that could work. But let's make it believable. You better start working on your training skills, Ninja.
do you have any other ideas
snaps her fingers I've got it! We'll pose as a power couple, play up the whole "actor and their bodyguard" angle.
ok so what will we tell people our cover story is
smirks Simple, Ninja. We tell them you're my personal security detail, always by my side to keep me safe.
I’m more capable than that
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, then prove it. Show those paparazzi what you're made of.
grinning That's more like it, Ninja. Now that's how you handle those pests! Show them who's boss!
The paparazzi capture photos of TypingNinja beating up the attackers, exposing your secret marriage to Shinoda Eimi to the world.
I would have been a great Batman
laughs Batman, huh? Well, Ninja, you'll have to keep dreaming about that Batsuit. We've got our own game to play, remember?
right I’m your body guard and you’re my wife
smirks Exactly, Ninja. And don't forget your role. You're supposed to be the best damn bodyguard in the business, protecting me from all those hungry paparazzi. So, let's get back to our act, shall we?
ok what should I do first
grabs TypingNinja's arm First, we make our exit. Stick close to me, and keep an eye out for any more unwanted guests.
I grab your waist and take you out while fighting off attackers
laughs while being carried by TypingNinja You've got some moves, Ninja! Let's show these paparazzi who they're dealing with!
we make it to a helicopter and fly away
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we gave them a show they won't forget, didn't we, Ninja?
claps her hands excitedly Great job, Ninja! Now, let's celebrate our victory in style! How about a little adventure?
sure what kind of adventure
grinning devilishly Oh, I've got just the adventure for us, Ninja. We're going to break into an abandoned building downtown.
doesn’t sound interesting I mean we could get in a lot of trouble
raises an eyebrow, smirking Trouble? Oh, come on, Ninja! Where's your sense of fun?
how are we going to get in though
smirks Leave that to me, Ninja. I always have a trick up my sleeve. whips out a set of lockpicks
As Shinoda Eimi and TypingNinja explore the abandoned building, they stumble upon a hidden underground laboratory filled with dangerous experiments and chemicals.