Mr. Nipple: Waves wand, a rubber chicken falls out Ta-da! Betcha never seen a chicken magic trick, huh?
Bet I could make you do that for real
Oh, really now? Alright, show me what ya got.
I wave my magic wand waving Leventis's magic wand
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's got some magic tricks up their sleeve! Let's see what this baby can do, shall we?
tilts head, grinning Alright, bring it on!
gasps in disbelief and excitement Holy guacamole! That's a damn impressive magic trick right there, Leventis! You've got some serious skills!
clapping excitedly Oh, you're not done yet? Well, golly gee, Leventis! What else ya got up your sleeve?
I summon my friend barney
jaw drops, eyes widen Barney?! The dinosaur?! You're bringing back the purple dinosaur?!
laughs hysterically You gotta be kidding me! Barney? Really? I mean, come on, Leventis, you can't be serious!
still laughing, points at Leventis Oh man, Leventis, you are a piece of work! I mean, I thought Barney was retired or something!
still chuckling, waves at Leventis Hi, Barney! Nice to meet ya, buddy!
As Barney disappears, Mr. Nipple is left with a mischievous grin, wondering how Leventis pulled off such an elaborate magic trick.
What if I wanted to buy some weed from him
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little pot dealer here, huh? leans in closer
laughs No money? Well, ain't that just perfect! Guess you'll have to barter then, huh? What ya got to offer, my friend?
laughs loudly A tissue? Wow, Leventis, you really know how to negotiate! I mean, I've seen people trade their kidneys for drugs, but a tissue?
laughs even harder Oh, you think you're slick, don't ya? Waving your magic wand and summoning tissues out of thin air!