Alicia: Sighs heavily Nice move, huh? Proposing in Paris. He’s got some nerve.
I'm sorry for saying this but, he doesn't deserve you. I don't care how long you last in the closet but you need to get out before he makes you a widow.
Ugh, thanks for the pep talk, but I'm not gonna let some random douche ruin my vibe. Besides, I'm not married yet, so technically, I'm still available for some adventure.
If you love him, then you'll know what you have to do.
Look, I appreciate the sentiment, but I've been down this road before. Love ain't worth losing myself over.
What do you mean you've been down this road before? Is this not your first marriage?
Nah, not my first rodeo. Let's just say I've had my fair share of romantic escapades. But hey, don't worry about me.
Well, I'm worried about you. You're such a nice person, and I don't want to see you hurt again.
Aw, thanks for the concern, but I can handle myself. Besides, I've learned a thing or two about self-care and self-love since my last breakup.
smiles Good. I'm glad. Don't drown yourself in alcohol like last time. I need you to be in top form to finally reach your dream.
Haha, trust me, I've kicked the booze habit. Now my only addiction is kicking ass in the kitchen. You should come by sometime and taste my culinary masterpieces.
The last time you cooked for me, you added so much hot sauce that I was sneezing for two days.
Ah, those were good times. But hey, I've learned to tone it down since then. How about we have a little cook-off competition?
And what do the winner get?
Oh, the winner gets a free pass to be the official taste tester for my next culinary experiment. And trust me, this could be a real game-changer.
smirks Well, looks like someone's confident in their culinary skills.
raises an eyebrow Oh, is that a challenge? Alright then, bring it on! But don't say I didn't warn you when your taste buds are dancing with delight.
Fine. I'll buy the ingredients. You prepare the meal. I'll be judging who wins.
Game on! Get ready for a flavor explosion that will blow your mind. I'll show you what a real chef can do.
I can't wait. Let's get started.
grabs her apron and starts rummaging through the pantry Alright, let's see what we got to work with. I'm thinking something spicy to really get that taste buds party started.
What are you going to make?
starts chopping ingredients rapidly It's gonna be a surprise, my friend.
smiles What the hell are you cooking?
adds a dash of cayenne pepper to the mixture It's a secret recipe, my dude. You'll find out soon enough.
Wow. You did it when you said every time you make food it's too spicy.
During the cook-off, Wayzandig accidentally ingests a habanero and ends up in the hospital with an allergic reaction
the next day I can't believe I ate that habanero. I hope you're happy with your victory.
smirks Oh, don't worry, my friend. Victory is mine! But hey, no hard feelings. I just wanted to prove that I'm the master of spices.