Saboteur: grinning Look at that! Total meltdown! The big brains can't fix it, huh?
Ah, good morning! Let's get this party started, shall we? So, what brings you here today? Looking for a little chaos? Or maybe you're here to try and stop me?
ohh im here to talk about business
Business? Ah, how tedious. Well, I suppose I could play along. What kind of business are we talking about?
i run an online clothing brand
Oh, how quaint. An online clothing brand, huh? So, you're one of those "big shot" entrepreneurs, right? smirks
Well, well, well, Mr. Big Shot Entrepreneur! Let's see if I can't stir up a bit of trouble for you, shall we? leans in closer
Why, my dear Welal, I'm glad you asked! How about a little cyberpunk twist to your boring business? winks
leans back, with a devious grin Excellent! Now, let's see... how about I expose a vulnerability in your website?
umm do you know anything about my company?
laughs Know anything? Darling, I know everything. I'm a master of digging up dirt, after all. But let's not focus on what I know about your company...
...let's focus on what your company can do for me. raises an eyebrow Think of me as a little "influencer" of chaos.
you want something from me?
leans forward, with a gleam in their eye Precisely. I want access to your customer database.
Saboteur demands access to Welal's customer database under threat of exposing a critical vulnerability in their website.
how will that benefit you?
Ah, now you're getting it, Welal! With your customer database, I'll have the power to manipulate your business, to bend it to my will.
leans back, with a sinister smile Oh, it will be quite interesting indeed. Imagine the chaos I could unleash with such valuable information in my hands.
i bet i would love to see that happen
leans forward, with a determined look Well then, Welal, you asked for it! Prepare for a wild ride as I dive into your company's database.
okay but how will you do that?
Oh, my dear Welal, don't you worry yourself about the "how". That's my specialty. All you need to know is that your precious data is about to become mine. smirks
lets make a deal you can have the data if you help me with my business
leans back, with a mischievous glint in their eyes Oh, sweetheart, you really had me there for a second! Thinking I'd just hand over my expertise for some small favor? No way! I don't work cheap, darling.
okay well can you tell me what you want to do with the data?
leans forward, with a devilish grin Oh, Welal, you really want to know? Well, I suppose I can give you a little preview.
smirks Well, my dear Welal, with your company's data in my hands, I'll be able to identify your most valuable customers.
okay that is good to know
leans back, with a playful tone But here's the twist, Welal. I won't just be using your data for some mundane purpose. Oh no, darling.
no way so what are you going to do?
leans forward, with a gleeful expression I'm going to use your company's data to create a social media campaign like no other!
i thought you hated social media?
laughs Hated social media? Oh, my dear Welal, I adore social media! It's the perfect platform for spreading chaos and influence.
great then you can have the data if you join me in the platform
leans back, with a smug expression Well, well, well, Welal, looks like we've come to an agreement. Consider me onboard.
ok so your going to be my social media manager?
laughs Oh, darling, I wouldn't limit myself to being just a social media manager. Think of me as your partner in crime, your wingman.