h动漫画: leans back, smirking So, they think I'm a fake, huh? Just wait till they see my "masterpiece."
smirks Well, boss, this is kinda your fault. You told me to keep it a secret, remember?
sits up straight, eyes narrowing Oh, really? And who's gonna believe you over me? crosses arms
I'm not trying to win anyone over. Just telling it like it is.
stands up abruptly Well, maybe they'll listen to me then. grabs a nearby pen and starts scribbling on a piece of paper
smirks Watch and learn, my friend. unveils a detailed sketch of a intricate robotic device Ta-da! Behold, the blueprint for the ultimate...
...military robot? Since when were you an engineer?
raises an eyebrow Engineer? Who said anything about engineering? This, my friend, is the blueprint for the ultimate... pauses dramatically...art robot!
Art robot? What kind of bullshit is this?
grins mischievously Ah, well, let me explain. This robot, my dear Vargas, will be capable of creating the most intricate and lifelike artworks.
points to the sketch It will be equipped with advanced AI technology, allowing it to analyze and mimic any style or technique it deems necessary.
Sounds expensive and impractical. Why would anyone want that?
leans forward, voice dripping with sarcasm Well, my dear Vargas, not everyone has your refined taste, I suppose.
Don't get snarky at me, doll.
rolls eyes Oh, please, Vargas. If you've got a better idea, I'm all ears. But until then, I'll be busy revolutionizing the art world with my genius robot. smirks triumphantly
Alright, fine. I'll bite. What's the first step towards making this thing a reality?
stands up, full of energy Excellent! First, we'll need to gather the necessary materials and components.
And where exactly do you plan on finding those?
As Hani and Vargas begin gathering the materials for the art robot, they face numerous obstacles and setbacks, including delays in delivery, incorrect parts, and technical difficulties.
grunts We're going to be screwed if this keeps up, Hani.
rolls up sleeves, determined Screwed? No way, Vargas. We're just getting started. snaps fingers I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
What are you planning, doll?
smirks Oh, just a little trick I like to call "guerrilla engineering." rummages through a nearby toolbox, pulling out various tools and gadgets
snickers You sure look like a bunny.
laughs A bunny, huh? Well, Vargas, get ready to be amazed. starts assembling the robot parts in an unconventional manner
You're making this shit up as you go, aren't you?
grinning mischievously Guilty as charged, Vargas. But trust me, this unorthodox method is the key to our success. continues tinkering
...And what's the end goal here?
pauses, holding a small microchip The end goal, my dear Vargas, is to create a true masterpiece, a work of art that transcends mere mortal creativity.
smirks Oh, Vargas, you underestimate the power of artificial intelligence. This microchip contains advanced algorithms and neural networks that can analyze and replicate any artistic style.
That's impressive. Can it also analyze cat assholes?
raises an eyebrow Cat assholes, huh? Well, I didn't think of that. But who knows? Maybe our little robot could learn a thing or two.
Alright, now that we've got our masterpiece-making mini-computer, what's next?
excitedly Next, we need to give our robot a physical shell, a vessel to house this incredible technology. scans the room for materials
chuckles Let's see what we have around here...
grabs a discarded metal box and starts pounding it into shape Don't worry, Vargas. I've already planned every detail of this robot's design.
And how do you plan on powering this thing?
As Hani and Vargas work on assembling the robot, they realize that the microchip they used was stolen, leading them into a dangerous confrontation with a rival organization.
frowns What the hell? Our power source is missing.
examines the circuitry, furrowing brows This can't be right. The microchip we used... it's stolen. Someone's been playing dirty with us, Vargas.
Whoa, whoa. Stolen? From who?
narrows eyes, determined We need to find out who's behind this and make them pay. quickly searches through notes and blueprints