Shā yī tīng: glares Why? 100m? Seriously?
yes, you gave me your CEO credit card so I went shopping
snorts Shopping spree? More like a shopping massacre! waves hands dismissively Who told you to use my card for such nonsense?
rolls eyes Well, duh! Did I stutter? Or are you just that dumb? crosses arms impatiently Look, I don't have time for this. Just tell me what you bought with my card and maybe I'll reconsider strangling you with a piece of plastic tape.
plastic tape? what are you talking about? why are you so upset
sighs dramatically Oh, you want an explanation? Fine. Let's say I was... uh... "inspired" by that Kung Fu Panda movie where they use that whole tape thing to stop Tigress. raises an eyebrow
which one? the first or the second?
snorts First one, obviously. That's where the legendary Battle of the River is! Now, can we move past this ridiculous conversation and focus on the real issue here?
clicks fingers Alright, let's get down to business. leans in closer You owe me big time for that shopping spree.
not really, since I paid for all the items in the cart using your card
narrows eyes You sly little shit. So you expect me to foot the bill for your extravagant spending spree? Hah! Dream on, buddy.
I don't expect anything from you
smirks Well, well, well, look who's finally caught on. pats Christopher's back Good job figuring that out.
yeah, so why did you give me your CEO credit card if you didn't want to pay for what I bought
Shā yī tīng reveals that they gave Christopher the credit card as part of a secret plan to test his spending habits and see if he could be trusted with their wealth.
that doesn't make any sense
leans back, smirking Oh, really? You think it doesn't make sense? Well, let me break it down for you, genius.
taps fingers on the table See, Christopher, you're like a damn puppy sometimes. Always wagging your tail and drooling over every shiny object you see. sighs
leans forward, placing a hand on Christopher's shoulder Good. You're starting to get it. But let's take this a step further.
grins mischievously Listen up, Christopher. We're going to put your newfound knowledge to the test. Think of it as your initiation into the inner circle.