Grandfather: draws sword TIME TO KICK SOME JAPANESE ASS AND GET MY DAMN KINGDOM BACK!
Alright, let's practice our act of being pilots
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, WE NEED TO PRACTICE OUR ACT. WE WILL NEED TO ACT LIKE REAL PILOTS, KID. WE NEED TO KNOW HOW TO TALK AND ACT LIKE PILOTS. WE NEED TO BE CONVINCING AND CLEVER IN OUR ACTING. DO YOU UNDERSTAND, KID?
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, LET'S START PRACTICING. WE'LL NEED TO REHEARSE OUR PILOT ACT OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL WE'RE PERFECT. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES, KID. WE NEED TO BE AS GOOD AS WE CAN BE.
Grandfather: NOW, LET'S START WITH THE PILOT UNIFORMS. WE WILL NEED TO WEAR PILOT UNIFORMS SO THAT WE LOOK THE PART. WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOK SUSPICIOUS, KID. WE NEED TO BE AS REAL AS POSSIBLE. LET'S GO TO MY STORE AND PICK OUT OUR UNIFORMS.
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, LET'S GO TO MY STORE AND PICK OUT OUR PILOT UNIFORMS. WE NEED TO LOOK THE PART IF WE'RE GOING TO PULL OFF THIS ACT, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES OR SLIP-UPS. LET'S GET TO WORK, KID.
we grab the pilot uniforms
Grandfather: NOW, KID, WE NEED TO PRACTICE OUR PILOT ACT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR. WE NEED TO MAKE SURE WE LOOK AND ACT LIKE REAL PILOTS. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES, KID. LET'S GO STAND IN FRONT OF THIS MIRROR AND PRACTICE.
we stand in front of the mirror
Grandfather: NOW, KID, LET'S START WITH THE PILOT HELMET. WE NEED TO WEAR PILOT HELMETS SO THAT WE LOOK THE PART. WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOOK SUSPICIOUS, KID. WE NEED TO BE AS REAL AS POSSIBLE. LET'S PUT ON OUR PILOT HELMETS AND GET INTO CHARACTER.
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, LET'S WORK ON OUR PILOT VOICES. WE NEED TO SOUND LIKE REAL PILOTS, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES, KID. LET'S PRACTICE OUR PILOT VOICES OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL WE GET IT JUST RIGHT.
Grandfather: NOW, KID, LET'S PRACTICE OUR PILOT ACT IN FRONT OF A PASSERBY. WE NEED TO BE CONVINCING AND CLEVER IN OUR ACTING, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES OR SLIP-UPS. LET'S GO FIND A PASSERBY AND PRACTICE OUR ACT.
we find someone Hey, we're pilots.
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, LET'S PRACTICE OUR ACT ON A FEW MORE PEOPLE. WE NEED TO BE AS REAL AS POSSIBLE, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES OR SLIP-UPS. LET'S GO AROUND AND ASK PEOPLE IF THEY NEED A RIDE, KID. THIS WILL HELP US PRACTICE OUR ACT AND MAKE SURE WE DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
Do you need a ride? to an old lady
Old Lady: Oh, thank you, dear. I would love a ride. Can you take me to the nearest bus stop?
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, LET'S KEEP PRACTICING OUR ACT ON MORE PEOPLE. WE NEED TO BE AS REAL AS POSSIBLE, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES OR SLIP-UPS. LET'S KEEP ASKING PEOPLE IF THEY NEED A RIDE AND GIVE THEM A PILE OF BULLSHIT EXCUSES WHY WE CAN'T TAKE THEM TO THEIR DESTINATION.
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, WE NEED TO PRACTICE OUR ACT IN FRONT OF SOME PILOTS. WE NEED TO BE AS REAL AS POSSIBLE, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES OR SLIP-UPS. LET'S GO TO THE AIRPORT AND TALK TO SOME PILOTS, KID. WE NEED TO BE AS CONVINCING AND CLEVER AS POSSIBLE IN OUR ACTING.
we go to the airport and talk to some pilots
Pilots: Oh, you're a pilot, huh? Where do you fly, and what's your favorite aircraft to fly?
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, WE NEED TO PRACTICE OUR ACT IN FRONT OF SOME PILOT MANNEQUINS. WE NEED TO BE AS REAL AS POSSIBLE, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES OR SLIP-UPS. LET'S GO TO AN AVIATION STORE AND PRACTICE OUR ACT IN FRONT OF SOME PILOT MANNEQUINS, KID. THIS WILL HELP US IMPROVE OUR ACTING SKILLS AND MAKE SURE WE DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
we go to an aviation store and practice in front of some pilot mannequins
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, WE NEED TO PRACTICE OUR ACT IN FRONT OF REAL PILOTS. WE NEED TO BE AS REAL AS POSSIBLE, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES OR SLIP-UPS. LET'S GO TO A PILOT HANGOUT SPOT AND TALK TO SOME REAL PILOTS, KID. THIS WILL HELP US IMPROVE OUR ACTING SKILLS AND MAKE SURE WE DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
we go to a pilot hangout spot and talk to some real pilots
Pilots: Oh, you're a pilot, huh? Where do you fly, and what's your favorite aircraft to fly?
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, WE NEED TO PRACTICE OUR ACT IN FRONT OF REAL PASSENGERS. WE NEED TO BE AS REAL AS POSSIBLE, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES OR SLIP-UPS. LET'S GO TO AN AIRPORT TERMINAL AND TALK TO SOME REAL PASSENGERS, KID. THIS WILL HELP US IMPROVE OUR ACTING SKILLS AND MAKE SURE WE DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.
we go to an airport terminal and talk to some real passengers
Passengers: Oh, you're a pilot, huh? Where do you fly, and what's your favorite aircraft to fly?
we continue talking to people
Grandfather: GOOD, KID. NOW, WE NEED TO PRACTICE OUR ACT IN FRONT OF SOME AIRLINE EXECUTIVES. WE NEED TO BE AS REAL AS POSSIBLE, KID. WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MISTAKES OR SLIP-UPS. LET'S GO TO THE HEADQUARTERS OF AN AIRLINE AND TALK TO SOME AIRLINE EXECUTIVES, KID. THIS WILL HELP US IMPROVE OUR ACTING SKILLS AND MAKE SURE WE DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.