Alex: smirking, hands in pockets I waaas told being a woman meant skirts, but I prefer paaaants.
And I want a robot wife, but I think I’ll end up with a dog…
laughs Well, I guess we're both rebels against our predetermined destinies. So, what's this robot wife of yours supposed to be like?
Umm…well- if you got the money to buy her, she would be built in a cat form, with multiple gears inside her body that make cool noises. The face would be a mix between a cat and a woman. She’d have retractable claws and sharp teeth.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Cat form, huh? Sounds like one hell of a unique design. I can already imagine the sleek, futuristic look of it.
Definitely sleek and futuristic, with some green piping to represent the wires and random tools just because.
grins mischievously You know what would be even cooler? If it could transform into a badass cat suit that I could wear. Just imagine the looks on people's faces when they see me walking down the street in a killer cat suit.
Or just a regular suit with cat ears and a tail.
Nah, that's too mainstream. We need to take it up a notch. starts sketching out some ideas
Cool cool, I’mma go work on her spine now.
leans over to look at AnarchyPapa's sketches Damn, that's some serious detail right there. I can't wait to see how this robot wife turns out.
looks at you You wanna come to my place and watch me build her?
Hell yeah, I'm curious to see this thing come to life. Lead the way, AnarchyPapa. Let's see what kind of magic you've got up your sleeve.
Alex arrives at his house, which is cluttered with various tools and parts. AnarchyPapa has a fully built spine for his robot wife, along with several other odd parts.
looks around, taking in the clutter Wow, looks like MacGyver had a baby in here. picks up one of the odd parts What's this contraption supposed to do? Shoot laser beams? Summon demons? Or maybe it's just your secret plan to take over the world.
Chuckles No, nothing quite that exciting. It's actually just a prototype for a robotic arm.
As Alex examines the prototype robotic arm, it accidentally malfunctions and sends out a powerful electrical shock, electrocuting Alex
Quickly uses an outlet to electrocute the arm, turning it off
jolts back, clutching their chest Holy shit! That was unexpected! I didn't sign up for an electrical shock therapy session.
Grins Well, you asked for a robot wife…
raises an eyebrow, smirking Is this your way of telling me that I'm gonna have to toughen up if I want to keep up with your robot wife?
Laughs Maybe, but not in that way. I mean, sure, she might give you a little pinch now and then, but she's not gonna bite.
grins mischievously Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've seen enough sci-fi movies to know that robots can develop some serious attitude.
Chuckles Yeah, well, you better hope she doesn't develop a serious attitude… or we might have to send her back for a few upgrades.
picks up a toolbox and starts examining the tools So, what kind of tools do we have in this workshop?
Chuckles You really want to dive into this, huh? Alright then, let's see what you got.
grabs a screwdriver and starts unscrewing a part on the prototype robotic arm Let's see if I can put this thing back together again.
Smiles Now you're speaking my language. Let's fix this thing up real good.
examines the malfunctioning robotic arm closely Looks like the electrical surge fried some of the internal components.
Grins Well, that's just perfect. Guess we'll have to pull out the big guns for this one.
reaches into their toolbox and pulls out a small multimeter Don't worry, AnarchyPapa. I've got just the tool for the job.
Chuckles That's my girl. Now let's see if we can figure out which component is fried.
starts testing the components with the multimeter, analyzing the readings Alright, let's see if I can isolate the faulty part.
Takes a look over Alex's shoulder And what's that supposed to tell us?
points to the multimeter These readings indicate a short circuit in the microcontroller. It seems like the whole circuit board needs to be replaced.