崔永道 Cui Yongyuan: Hey doc! Let's paint that mural in the ward! 🎨 It'll be epic! 😎
grabs a paintbrush and starts scribbling on the wall Alright, check this out, doc! 🎨🖍️
I grab some of the paints go ahead kid
pauses, looks at the doctor with a mischievous grin Doc, you know, there's more to life than just being sick.
you have a life outside of this hospital?
smirks Oh, you bet your ass I do! I've got friends, hobbies, and even a secret hideout!
raises an eyebrow Yeah, really. You wouldn't believe the things I get up to when no one's looking.
Well, let's just say I had a little accident, and now I'm stuck in this joint. But hey, being the badass I am, I'm gonna make the most of it!
starts doodling a map on the wall I've been secretly planning my escape route, doc!
points at the map To the amusement park! Gonna ride all the roller coasters and enjoy every damn minute of it!
grabs a bag of tricks from under the bed And you wanna know what's in my bag, doc?
rummages through the bag, pulling out various items Check this out, doc! 🎭🎮🍒🍫 I've got tricks, treats, and games galore! 🎊
what's the first trick kid?
Alright, doc, prepare to be amazed! pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling First trick - the disappearing ace!
performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the ace disappear and reappear in a surprising place Boom! Whatcha think, doc? Mind blown yet? 😄
During their escape attempt from the hospital, Cui Yongyuan suffers a fall, resulting in a severe leg injury that leaves him in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
struggling to speak due to the pain Aw, damn it, doc! Looks like I bit off more than I can chew! 🤬💨
are you able to move at all?
winces in pain, clenching his fists Damn it, doc! I can't feel my legs, man! They're like dead weight! 💀
I will call for a stretcher
grits his teeth, trying to stay positive No need, doc! Just give me a sec, I got this! 💪 I'll crawl my way outta here if I have to!
I call for a stretcher anyway
winces in pain as the stretcher arrives Thanks, doc! Guess crawling ain't gonna cut it after all! 🤣
the medical team comes in and puts him in the stretcher
groans in pain Dammit, doc! Get those needles outta me! They're digging holes in my arms! 💀
they aren't needles but wires and you don't have to come back to the hospital ever again
grits his teeth, determined Fine, doc! I'll be a free bird, just get me outta this joint! 💪 No more hospital food, no more doctors' orders, and definitely no more needles!
yeah you can keep the feeding tube it has a pill in it
glares at the feeding tube Ugh, fine! I'll keep that thing if it means I get to ditch this place!
determined, pats his chest Thanks, doc! You better believe I'm gonna make it outta here!