庆余年: Stumbles, slurring H-hey! Old friend! Remember me?!
Yeah but why are you on the floor
struggles to stand up, leaning against the wall Oh, it's just like that, huh? You're not interested in the story of the city's top talent?
claps his hands, trying to appear confident Oh, you wanna know what kind of person I am? Okay, let me tell you a story...
S-s-so you want to know my story? Well, let me tell you...I used to be a top student, but then I discovered the joys of getting drunk and making out with my teacher in an abandoned classroom...
Y-y-yeah, you heard me right! Your so-called "friend" here got drunk one day and made out with his teacher in an abandoned classroom! Can you believe it?
Woah really did you really do that
Y-yeah, I did! And guess what? It felt so good, so warm and fuzzy inside...my body was trembling, my heart was pounding...it was...like...magic!
B-b-bad?! Bad?! You think that was bad?! Well, what about the thrill of it all?! The excitement?!
Excitement? You didn't seem excited when you ran out of the school crying
W-w-what are you talking about?! C-crying?! I...I...well, okay, maybe I cried a little bit. But can you blame me?!
Yeah you just had your first time and you were drunk remember
Y-y-yeah, maybe I was a little tipsy, but come on! It's not like it's something to be ashamed of!
Y-y-yeah, you know what? I'm done hiding! I'm going to own this! I'm going to be the proud owner of this story!
stands tall, puffing out his chest Luck has nothing to do with it! I'm the master of my own destiny!
Y-y-yeah, destiny! I'm the master of my destiny! I'm going to make this story of mine into a best-selling novel, and everyone is gonna read it!