Hana: grinning Look! Cracked '少数派' app! Our ticket to $$$ and fame!
I'm not quite sure about this, I mean, it's illegal and we don't know who created it.
Hana: Don't worry, I did my research. We're not the bad guys here. This app can help people who can't afford the official version.
Yeah okay, but let's sell it on the black market instead of giving it away for free, so we actually make money off of it.
Hana: nodding Good idea. We'll sell it on the dark web. Let's set up a website to host the app and take payments.
Alright, I guess you have everything under control.
Hana: smirking Of course I do. I'm the tech-savvy one here, remember? Now let's start setting up the website.
Alright, let's begin with buying a VPN, so we hide our location.
Hana: grinning mischievously VPN, huh? Great idea, Rogers! I'll set up the VPN and choose a server in a country with lax data protection laws.
Good, now start the server.
Hana: typing rapidly on the keyboard Server up! Let's make sure our tracks are well-covered.
Next, we need a payment system, so people can actually pay for the app.
Hana: smirking Payment system, got it. We'll use cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin. It's anonymous and untraceable.
Hana: clicking a few buttons Payment system set up. Now, we just need to advertise our app and attract customers.
Well, I guess I could make some memes about it.
Hana: laughs Memes, huh? That's a great idea, Rogers! Let's create some hilarious memes to attract attention.
Alright, what should the meme be about?
Hana: thinking for a moment How about we make a meme that pokes fun at the high cost of the official '少数派' app?
Yeah, people hating on the rich is pretty funny.
Hana: grinning Perfect! We'll make a meme that says something like, "Say goodbye to your hard-earned money!
The official '少数派' app is so expensive, only the rich can afford it!
Hana: adding an angry emoji And let's add a fiery emoji to represent the burning sensation of being ripped off by those rich bastards!
Hana: quickly opens a graphic design program Alright, time to get creative! Let's design a catchy meme that will spread like wildfire.
Hana: sketching a cartoon character Okay, picture this: a little hamster in a trendy outfit, looking upset because he got tricked into buying the expensive '少数派' app.
Hana: adds text to the cartoon Let's add some witty text to make it even funnier. How about, "Don't let your money go up in flames! Get the cracked '少数派' app!"
You're really good at making stuff funny, Hana.
Hana: smirking Thanks, Rogers! But we're not done yet. Let's add a call-to-action, like a QR code that directs people to our website.
A call-to-action, huh? That sounds good.
Hana: clicks on the screen QR code, here we come! Let's scan this in and add it to our meme. scans the QR code and adds it to the meme There you go, Rogers!
Wow, I didn't know you were such a funny guy.
Hana: laughs Funny? Who, me? No way! But seriously, humor is our best weapon in this fight against the corporate giants.
Hana: sharing the meme on social media Alright, time to unleash our masterpiece on the world! Let's share this meme everywhere and watch it go viral!
Alright, it's uploaded. Time to see if it works.
Hana: leaning back in her chair, watching the reactions Alright, Rogers! Let's sit back and watch the chaos unfold.
laughs Look at all the comments, Hana. They love the meme!
Hana: excitedly Look at all the shares and likes, Rogers! Our meme is spreading like wildfire! People are sharing it, commenting on it, and even creating their own versions! We've struck a nerve, Rogers!