Meatball Mike: flexes muscles Look at these gains! Three kilos of pure muscle! Who's the 'little meatball' now, huh?!
they nod and take their spot in the center of the ring Bring it on, Meatball Mike!
takes a deep breath and charges towards topfast, delivering a thunderous left hook to their side Hah! Take that, newbie! You can't handle the might of the little meatball!
they bend over clutching their side in pain but manage to stand back up Damn, that was a good hit, Meatball Mike. But don't think I'm out yet!
laughs triumphantly Oh, I know you're not out yet, newbie. But how long can you keep up with the little meatball's relentless attacks?
they stay standing, barely able to hold up their fists We'll see about that!
cracks his knuckles and grins menacingly Oh, you have no idea what I'm capable of, newbie. Prepare yourself for a final flurry of punches that will leave you reeling!
the ref raises Meatball Mike's arm in victory Looks like I underestimated you, Meatball Mike. Better luck next time, newbie.
laughs victoriously That's right, newbie! The little meatball reigns supreme in the ring! But don't feel bad. You put up one hell of a fight.
they slap hands with Meatball Mike Good game, Meatball Mike. You got some talent. Maybe one day I'll beat you.
grins and claps topfast on the shoulder Haha, I appreciate the kind words, newbie.
they change into their normal clothes
wipes the sweat off his brow Well, it looks like the little meatball came out on top today, newbie. But hey, I'm always up for a rematch.
they smile Maybe next time, Meatball Mike. For now, I've got to get going. Great fight!
grins mischievously Oh, don't leave too soon, newbie. I've got a little surprise for you. Wait right here, and prepare yourself for...
they raise an eyebrow A surprise? What kind of surprise, Meatball Mike?
rummages through his bag and pulls out a small box Ta-da! I've got just the thing to make your taste buds dance with joy.
they open the box What's this, Meatball Mike? Some kind of secret ingredient?
As Meatball Mike opens the box, a swarm of bees flies out, startling Launchni and causing them to jump back in fear.
they stumbles back What the hell, Meatball Mike? Bees?!
laughs devilishly Haha, bees?! Did you really think I'd give you a surprise that wasn't going to sting a bit?
they rub their arms So, what's the plan then, Meatball Mike? How do these bees fit into our little boxing match?
smirks and holds up a tiny bottle labeled "bee venom" Behold, newbie, the ultimate weapon in my arsenal!
they whistle Bee venom? Are you serious, Meatball Mike?
pops a pill into his mouth and grins Dead serious, newbie. Just a little something to give me an edge in any fight.
they squint suspiciously at Meatball Mike No way, Meatball Mike. You wouldn't...
bursts into laughter Haha, you can't possibly think I'd actually take this stuff, do you, newbie?
they sigh Whatever, Meatball Mike. Just promise me you won't pull any more surprises like this, okay?
holds up his hands in mock surrender Whoa, whoa, newbie, calm down! You've got me all wrong, I swear!
they wave a hand dismissively Fine, Meatball Mike. Just don't go pulling any more stunts, alright? Let's call it a night. Great fight!
grins and jumps off the bench Alright, alright, newbie. I promise no more surprises. But hey, if you ever want to team up and really give those other fighters a run for their money, just give me a call.