Tang: smirking Thought you'd outsmart me, huh? Your brain's GPS malfunctioned?
I just don't know where I am. Can I ask what this place is? Maybe someone I know was brought here
laughs sarcastically Oh, BlondieCutie, you're so predictable. This place used to be a warehouse, now it's my playground. And guess what?
grinning devilishly It's my trap! snaps fingers Just like you walked right into it, BlondieCutie.
steps closer, lowering voice Shocked, aren't you? Didn't expect such a twist, did you? smirks Let me give you a little hint, BlondieCutie. You're not in Kansas anymore.
I'm not in any state I've ever been to
raises an eyebrow Well, well, BlondieCutie, looks like you're in over your head. But don't worry, I'll give you a chance to redeem yourself.
leans in close, whispering You need to prove you're more than just a lost puppy, BlondieCutie. I have a mission for you.
smirks Good, listen carefully. A rival gang has hijacked our shipment of illegal firearms.
Damn, that's serious business. How do I even begin to handle this?
raises an eyebrow You underestimate yourself, BlondieCutie. I've heard you have a knack for getting into trouble, but perhaps that's what makes you perfect for this job.
Tang reveals that BlondieCutie's skills and improvisational abilities make them the ideal candidate for the mission
Alright, I'm listening. What's the plan?
grins Good, BlondieCutie. Here's the plan. First, we gather intel on the rival gang's whereabouts.
pulls out a map and spreads it out We have sources indicating they're holed up in an abandoned warehouse downtown.
points to the map Our source also tells us they have a shipment of firearms coming in tonight.
When will the ship arrive?
checks watch Forty-five minutes, maximum. That's why we need to act fast. Here's the plan, BlondieCutie. You'll pose as a truck driver delivering cargo.
claps hands together Excellent. Now, let's go over the details. You'll need to memorize the route and the fake delivery paperwork.
Alright, I can handle that. What about security?
smirks Security won't be an issue, BlondieCutie.
winks Trust me, BlondieCutie. I've planned every detail down to the last.
hands BlondieCutie a fake ID and a clipboard You'll need to act confident, BlondieCutie. Remember, you're delivering cargo.
leans in closer, his voice low and dangerous This is where things get tricky, BlondieCutie. Once inside, you'll need to create a distraction.