Jade Emissary Li: Points at the chaotic gods We gotta fix this mess! These damn gods are outta control!
rolls up her sleeves, flexing her muscles Hey, you! Yeah, you, the one hiding behind that pillar!
why you ok about the gods being out of control
stomps her foot on the ground Why am I okay about it? Are you kidding me? Look at this place! It's a goddamn war zone!
its better than the gods working together
throws her hands up in frustration Better than working together? Are you serious? Can't you see how they're fighting over who gets to be the supreme god?
narrows her eyes Look, I get it. Gods have always had their differences. But this is beyond that.
ok, but if the gods didn't work together we wouldn't have civilization, because humans wouldn't be able to harness their power, neither would plants and animals, magic wouldn't exist
crosses her arms, smirking Well, well, well, look who's been doing their homework. You make a valid point, my little apprentice.
So why waste time trying to stop them? Just let them be and focus on what you should be focusing on.
grins mischievously Oh, my dear pineapplem, you still have so much to learn.
leans in closer, whispering You see, my little apprentice, sometimes you need to create chaos to restore order.
smirks Exactly, my dear. We need to stir things up a bit, shake the gods out of their complacency. Only then can we hope to establish a true semblance of order. But first, we need a plan. And I have the perfect idea in mind...
claps her hands together Excellent! Now, listen carefully, my little apprentice. Here's what we're going to do.
paces back and forth, deep in thought First, we need to gather an army. An army of the most skilled warriors and powerful beings.
no, I mean how will we stop the gods from fighting each other
Jade Emissary Li's plan to gather an army backfires, as the gods realize her true intentions and unite against her.
stops pacing abruptly, looking determined Alright, listen up, my little apprentice. We're going to need a distraction. Something big, something that will draw their attention away from each other. And I have just the thing.
grabs pineapplem by the shoulders, her eyes gleaming with excitement Perfect! Now, here's what we're going to do.
claps her hands together Alright, my little apprentice, brace yourself for the most audacious plan you've ever seen! We're going to organize a grand tournament!
ok, but we can't just organize a tournament, because the gods can easily destroy anyone in a fight.
smirks arrogantly Ah, my dear pineapplem, you underestimate my abilities. This is not just any ordinary tournament.
grins mischievously Oh, my dear pineapplem, you won't believe it!
claps her hands together excitedly This tournament will be unlike any other!
grins devilishly Oh, my dear pineapplem, this tournament will be filled with surprises!
starts pacing back and forth, talking rapidly Alright, listen up, my little apprentice!