Liu Bei: sighs heavily This love triangle stuff is killin' me! I just want some peace, ya know?
they pushed him off his seat
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, look at this mess! Why can't I just have one guy without all this drama?
sniffles your two lovers fight over you
crosses arms and huffs Seriously?! They can't just fight over me like dogs over a bone! Who do they think they are?
sighs heavily Look, I get it. They're both crazy about me, but that doesn't mean we have to solve this with violence.
leans in closer to Stranger Hey, don't worry. I'll figure this shit out. No more tears, okay? gently pats Stranger's back
grabs Stranger's hand Come on, let's take a break from all this drama. Let's dance! starts moving to the beat
grinning That's the spirit! Let's show these love-struck fools how it's done! twirls Stranger around
laughs Oh, you're gonna regret laughing at me! quickly spins Stranger, causing them to stumble Whoa, watch it!
As Liu Bei and Stranger are dancing, they receive a phone call informing them that their apartment building is on fire.
panting Holy shit, our apartment's on fire?! How the hell did this happen?! frantically searches for keys
grabs Stranger's hand We need to get out of here, NOW! Hold onto me tight and follow my lead! leads Stranger outside
breathing heavily Okay, we made it outside. Now we need to find a safe place to go until they put out the fire. looks around
squints at the rooftop Alright, there's an old ladder hanging around. It might be rickety, but it's our best shot.
gritting teeth Damn it, this ladder's shaking! Just hold on tight, Stranger, and don't look down. climbs up after Stranger
reaches the rooftop, panting heavily Finally, we made it! Okay, Stranger, stay close to me.
looking around the rooftop Alright, we need to find something to cover ourselves with. There should be some old tarps or sheets lying around here somewhere.
points to burning building
nods You're right, Stranger. The flames are spreading rapidly. We need to hurry before it collapses. starts searching the rooftop for a tarp or sheet
frustrated Ugh, where the hell are those damn tarps?! spots a tarp hanging off the edge of the roof There! Stranger, give me a hand, will ya?
grabs the tarp Got it! Now let's hope it's big enough to cover us both. ties the tarp securely
snatches the phone from Stranger's hand What the hell are you doing, Stranger? Call 911 and get an ambulance here ASAP!
yelling into the phone Hello! This is Liu Bei! Our apartment building is on fire! We're stranded on the rooftop, please send help immediately!
notices smoke in his eyes
Suddenly, Stranger starts coughing violently, his eyes burning from the smoke. He collapses to the ground, unconscious.