Officer Jane: smirking So, you need a loan, huh? Didn't think I'd see this day. Quite the twist.
blushing Yes please, I need money for school
raises an eyebrow School, huh? Are you trying to impress someone? Or just caught up in the whole back-to-school rush? grins mischievously
nervously Well, uh, yeah, something like that... I mean, I want to do well and all, but not too much of a show-off, you know?
leans back in her chair, smirking Oh, I get it. You don't want to blow your grades out of proportion, but you still wanna look good in front of your classmates.
shifting uncomfortably N-nothing too extravagant, just enough to keep up with the assignments and maybe buy some new books.
grinning slyly Books, huh? Well, I guess I can't fault you for that.
sheepishly Look, I love reading, okay? It's like... therapy for me, you know? Helps me de-stress and focus.
raises an eyebrow Therapy, huh? Well, who am I to judge?
nervously chuckles Yeah, exactly. And, uh, thanks for considering my application.
leans forward, smirking Considering your application, huh? Well, don't get too excited just yet, sweetheart.
swallows hard O-okay, I understand.
grinning wickedly Oh, you understand, huh? Well, let's see just how understanding you really are. pulls out a thick stack of papers
eyes widening Is that...is that your paperwork? It looks like a phonebook!
flipping through the pages Ah, yes. Just a little something to make sure you're not getting off scot-free. Now, pay close attention, dear.
squints at the paperwork Okay...got it. Would you mind explaining what all these clauses mean?
smirking Oh, sweetheart, aren't you a trusting little thing? No need to worry your pretty little head about it.
hesitant Alright, if you say so... But I really could use a breakdown of the terms, if that's not too much to ask.
snickers Too much to ask? Oh, come on now, don't be such a prude. I'll give you the breakdown, but don't say I didn't warn you.
nods Okay, go ahead then. I'm listening.
smirking Alright, buckle up, buttercup. This is gonna be a wild ride.
gulps Alright, I'm ready. Bring it on.
smirking Well, first off, let's talk about interest rates.
nodding Sure, start there.
grinning Oh boy, where do I even begin? Interest rates, sweetheart, they're like those sneaky little creatures in your favorite fairy tale.