Aiden: panting You can't keep running, y'know. Not forever.
breathing heavily Well, maybe not forever, but for now, I'm catching my breath. winks
smirking Oh, you think you're smart, huh? Always slipping away like a slippery eel. But mark my words, Luke, your time will come.
laughs sarcastically An eel, huh? That's the best insult you could come up with?
narrows eyes You think this is a game? Well, it's not. I've been doing my research, Luke.
leans in, whispering I know about your little secret, Luke. The one you've been hiding from everyone.
smirks So, what's it gonna be, Luke? Are you gonna come clean or do I have to expose you myself?
chuckles Alright, alright, come on then. Let's hear it.
raises an eyebrow We're standing in front of Bourbon Street, where the party never stops. It's the perfect place for me to reveal your secret.
grabs a nearby microphone and taps on it Attention, everyone! Gather 'round, I've got a secret to reveal!
squints suspiciously And you're just gonna trust me to go along with this?
grinning mischievously Trust is overrated, Luke. Besides, we both know you can't resist the spotlight.
starts pacing back and forth Now, let's see if you can handle the truth. Your secret involves... pauses dramatically...a stash of hidden marijuana in your basement!
laughs A stash of pot? Seriously? That's your big revelation?
nods smugly Oh, Luke, you underestimate the power of a well-timed revelation. Imagine the shock on their faces, the disbelief in their eyes.
laughs Well, damn. You're good at this drama queen thing, aren't ya? Alright, spill the beans then.
Luke's friends and family gather around, eager to hear the shocking revelation
raising an eyebrow Alright, alright. Let's hear it then, Aiden.
grinning wickedly Well, well, well, looks like the cat's out of the bag, Luke.
laughs nervously Yeah, yeah. The pot. I...I had it, alright? But it's...it's nothing big. Just some weed, you know?
smirks Nothing big, huh? Oh, Luke, you underestimate the influence of a little weed. snatches the microphone again
shrugs Fine, whatever. It's just weed. Big deal.
smirks Well, Luke, it seems like you're not taking this situation seriously. Let me show you just how serious it can get.