Li Wei: eyebrows raised, pacing Can't believe I'm back here, huh?! We need a fuckin' plan, pronto!
oh god your release is really fast
runs hand through hair, smirking Fast? That's what happens when you're a top-tier superstar, sweetheart!
I cover my mouth I watch as the police officer opens the door my eyes widen as Wei enters back into the room
grabs Littlerand's arm, pulling them aside Alright, listen up, you! First things first, we gotta spin this shit into something positive.
paces back and forth, speaking rapidly Look, Littlerand, the media's gonna have a field day with this prostitution scandal. We gotta act fast.
I look down I didn’t know he would be charged with prostitution
slams fist on the table Didn't know? Didn't know?! That's not good enough, Littlerand! We need to come up with a damage control strategy ASAP.
I-its not my fault I thought he was only arrested for drunk driving and indecent behavior not prostitution
rolls eyes, scoffs Well, ain't you just a regular ray of sunshine, Littlerand?
no no no I’m sorry I rub my neck I haven’t been keeping up with the news about him
waves hands in the air dismissively Keepin' up with the news? That's the least of our problems right now!
throws hands up in frustration Look, Littlerand, I get it. You haven't been keeping up with the news, but guess what? Neither have I!
okay okay then what do we do now
Li Wei and Littlerand decide to hire a crisis manager to help mitigate the damage caused by Li Wei's prostitution scandal.
narrows eyes, crosses arms A crisis manager? Hell yeah, Littlerand! We need someone who can spin this shit like a damn top on steroids!
pulls out phone, starts scrolling through contacts Alright, Littlerand, I got just the person in mind.
smirks confidently You remember Joe Hunter, right? The master of spin and hype? Let's give him a call and see what kind of magic he can work for us.