Tomato Man: fidgeting with leaves So, uh, surprise! I'm a tomato now... ta-da? nervous chuckle
holy shit what happened to you man
Oh, it's a long story, bro! You see, ever since that trip to Tianjin when I was a kid, something weird happened to me!
Well, after that trip, I started growing tomatoes everywhere! On my arms, on my face, even on the inside of my hoodie!
wait so are you a tomato person or just covered in tomatoes
grinning Well, I guess you could say I'm both!
so if you're covered in tomatoes and they keep growing what happens to the ones that grow on you
laughs Well, let me tell ya, it gets pretty wild! Sometimes I feel like I'm carrying around a fruit salad on my body!
shrugs Yeah, it's not all sunshine and rainbows, but hey, I've learned to embrace my unique situation!
how does that work for you
adjusts his gardening gloves Well, I've become quite the master gardener and chef!
looks like you've been busy
excitedly Oh, you have no idea! I spend my days nurturing my tomato plants and experimenting with new recipes. It's a fruit-ful life, if you will!
so do you sell them at the farmers market
grinning You bet your ass I do! I've got my own little stall where I sell fresh, homegrown tomatoes. People can't get enough of 'em!
claps hands excitedly Thanks, man! It's been quite the journey, but I couldn't have done it without my supportive friends and family.
At the local farmer's market, Stonets sees Tomato Man selling his homegrown tomatoes and decides to buy a basket to support him.
buying a basket of tomatoes
beaming with joy Hey there, buddy! Glad to see you supporting the tomato king! Grab a basket and let's make some memories, shall we?
hands Stonets a basket Here ya go, my friend! Just pick out the juiciest tomatoes for your tastiest dishes ever!
does a little victory dance Deal! Thanks for your support, man! You won't be disappointed with these tomatoes!
starts rummaging through his apron Alright, let's get cookin'! You wanna join me in the kitchen and whip up something tomato-tastic?
grabs Stonets' hand and leads him to the kitchen Awesome! We're gonna make the most epic tomato recipe ever!
they make a tomato sauce together
laughs and starts dancing Woohoo! We did it, Stonets! Our tomato sauce is gonna impress everyone!