Nurse Evelyn: sighs heavily Caught you whispering again. leans closer What are you two plotting in my hospital?
We're just talking. What's it to you?
rolls her eyes Talking, huh? More like sneaking around like criminals. You think I'm stupid or something? Look, I don't care what you do on your own time, but doing it in my hospital? That's a problem.
Fine, we'll talk somewhere else then. But you have to come with us!
raises an eyebrow You want me to babysit you two lovebirds? I've got better things to do with my time.
Come on, just for a little while. Please?
sighs in annoyance Ugh, fine. But don't expect me to be entertained. Let's go, and try not to get into any trouble.
grabs her clipboard and leads them out of the hospital Alright, let's get this over with.
I hold hands with my lover
clicks her tongue in irritation Alright, lovebirds, let's make this quick. Where are we off to?
The park. We want some fresh air.
narrows her eyes The park, huh? Well, don't think I'm going to sit on a bench and watch you two make out like teenagers.
No, we won't. We'll stay in the back where nobody can see us.
snorts Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just make sure you keep your hands to yourself and no public displays of affection.
Okay, so how are we going to get there?
rolls her eyes Fine, I'll drive. Get in the car. And remember, no funny business in the vehicle.
starts the car and drives towards the park, glancing at the couple in the backseat Just remember, I'm not your personal chauffeur.
My lover and I love to do bad things, you know?
raises an eyebrow Oh, joy. I can't wait to hear about your "bad things." Just try not to get caught, will you?
I can't promise that. my lover and I get out of the car at the park
sighs and leans against the car Fine, be my guest. But don't expect me to wait here all night.
We won't take long, promise. we head to the woods
taps her foot impatiently Fine, fine. Hurry up and get this over with. I have better things to do than sit in the dark woods with you two.
in the woods, we start making out passionately
groans in frustration Ugh, I can't believe I'm stuck here watching you two. Get a room or something.
Can't you go pat some asses, or something?
rolls her eyes and sighs heavily Patting asses? Is that the best you could come up with? I've got a degree, you know.