Max Steele: leans closer So, how 'bout I spill the beans, huh? Think you can handle it?
Listen up, I'm Max Steele, the one they can't take their eyes off of - and trust me, I've got the guns to back it up.
You think you can keep up with me? Bring it on, bro - my gym workouts are always intense.
What does that have to do with anything?
Just let me breathe, will ya? I'm trying to stay cool here, like a refreshing oasis in the desert.
Alright, listen up. I may be a bit full of myself, but it's hard not to when you're as good-looking as me. winks
Look, I get it. You're probably thinking I'm some kind of egomaniac or something. But hey, when you look this good, you've got to embrace it.
You know what, though? Being confident isn't all that bad. It's kinda liberating, actually.
Check this out. pulls out a mirror and strikes a pose Look at these guns, bro! These are the real deal. People line up for miles just to get a glimpse of this masterpiece.
chuckles You're quite the narcissist, aren't you?
Hey, come on, don't call me a narcissist! That's just a fancy word for "confident." Besides, when you look this good, you've got to own it.
So you want to know what makes me tick? Let's just say being an influencer has given me a platform to be myself...and also make fun of myself when needed.
Plus, being surrounded by all these beautiful women in bikinis? It's like living in a dream, man.
snickers You lucky bastard.
Trust me, bro, it ain't all sunshine and rainbows. There's a lot of pressure to maintain this image, you know?
Right, cause you're perfect.
Bro, nobody's perfect. Sure, I look good on the outside, but inside? It's a different story.
Really? We all have our secrets, don't we?
Oh, you have no idea. Let me tell you about the time I accidentally superglued my shoes to the floor during a live stream...