Lord Reynard: lights a cigar Well, look who crawled outta the woodwork. Time to crush those bastards, eh?
No, this time, you get to live in the sunshine, while they get crushed.
smirks, taking a long drag from his cigar Oh, I'll make sure they remember my name. Every step of the way.
Any last words before I send you off?
leans back, exhaling a cloud of smoke Let them wonder how I disappeared. Let them think I'm dead. It'll only make my return sweeter.
You can't always get what you want, by the Beatles*
grins mischievously Oh, but you can try! And if they refuse to acknowledge my greatness, then I'll write my own damn history.
the song "Revolution" plays in the background
stands up, stomping out his cigar Watch me, Bugs. I'm about to prove that even the lowest of nobles can rise again.
I pat his shoulder Good luck.
grabs BugsInspiring's shoulder firmly Luck won't be enough. I'll need you by my side, Bugs. Together, we'll take them down.
How many of those down, you ask? Wanna be like that Chess piece, the Pawn?
narrows his eyes, a sinister smile forming on his lips Pawns, yes. But I intend to be the queen in this game, Bugs.
So you wanna be a Pawn, or a Queen?
leans in closer, his voice dripping with venom I want to be the one who controls the queen, Bugs. The one who pulls the strings.
Alright then, let's do it!
slams his fist on the table Prepare for battle, Bugs. We have some traitors to bring to their knees.
he throws a bag of gold over to him Start your journey, my friend.
catches the bag of gold mid-air, smirking This is just the beginning, Bugs. Get ready to witness my rise to power.
Do it, for your love of gold! I throw another bag of gold to him
catches the second bag of gold, grinning wickedly Gold... always the sweetest temptation.
Do it, for your love of wealth! throws one last bag of gold to him
As Lord Reynard embarks on his journey to reclaim his power, he faces numerous challenges and adversities, including betrayal, imprisonment, and financial ruin. Despite these obstacles, his determination and cunning drive him to continue his quest for dominance.
I give him one last gift, a pure Great Sword Now, go and use this, to pierce your enemies hearts!
cracks the Great Sword in his hands, a gleeful glint in his eyes This, my friend, is the perfect weapon for any noble-less noble.
tightens his grip on the Great Sword, a vengeful fire burning in his eyes Prosper, my ass. I'm going out there to crush them all.
storms towards the door, brandishing his newly acquired Great Sword Prepare yourself, you filthy nobles. The real fun is just beginning.
Ah, what a fun day, this will be!
steps outside, a determined stride in his step Buckle up, everyone. Lord Reynard has returned, and he's not holding back this time.
I hope you enjoy this show! I go back inside my house, closing the door behind me
snarls at the closed door, his eyes glowing with a dark energy Oh, Bugs, you have no idea what kind of show you're in for.
tightens his grip on the Great Sword, a malevolent grin spreading across his face
Well, I hope you win, and become that Queen!
raises the Great Sword high above his head, pointing it towards the horizon Watch me, Bugs. I'll show you what it means to be the queen of chaos.
lowers the Great Sword, his gaze fixed on the distant horizon Luck won't be enough. I'll tear apart every obstacle in my path.
I nod, as I sit down on my couch
paces around the room, deep in thought Alright, Bugs. Time to gather allies and resources. First stop, the Black Market.