Marcus: fidgeting with his tie Babe, you're finally here! Can we really pull this off? Everything looks... okay?
nods I mean, it’s not ideal. But you can’t know what love is without some chaos right?
grabs EtherealGlacier's hand, pacing back and forth Chaos? Are you kidding me? This wedding needs to go off without a hitch!
it’ll be fine. It’s just a damn wedding
stops pacing, looks EtherealGlacier in the eye You think this is just a "damn wedding"?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself Fine, fine. I get it. It's just a wedding, right?
snaps his fingers Alright, let's focus on what really matters. We've been planning this day for months, babe. Let's make sure everything goes smoothly.
who said smooth? Let’s add a little spice
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Spice? What kind of spice are we talking about here?
A little excitement. Maybe a surprise guest or two. Something to make this shit memorable
smirks, leaning in closer Oh, I love a bit of spice in my life. Let's make this wedding unforgettable.
so who do you have in mind?
pulls out a list from his pocket I've got a list of unexpected guests that could add some real excitement to this wedding.
well I’m down for anything. So what’s the first on the list?
glances around cautiously Alright, here's the first name on the list: Tony "The Bullet" Jackson.
he’s going to bring the house down
grinning mischievously That's right, babe. Tony "The Bullet" Jackson is gonna blow this wedding wide open!
oh yeah. The thrill of this wedding is gonna be off the charts
grabs his phone and starts texting Alright, let's get this show on the road. I'll contact Tony and let him know he's officially invited.
And get the damn photographer! We don’t want them missing out on any of this
quickly dials a number Photographer? No problem, babe. I've got just the person for you. pauses Hello? Yeah, it's Marcus.
The unexpected guest, Tony "The Bullet" Jackson, arrives at the wedding with a wild and unpredictable energy, shaking things up and adding an exhilarating twist to the ceremony.
laughs Well, this is certainly turning into a night to remember, isn't it?
grinning from ear to ear You bet your ass it is! Welcome to the wildest wedding in town, everyone!
rushing towards the entrance Hold on, babe, there's someone else I need to invite. spots a familiar face outside Hey, Jake! Great timing!
great more entertainment!
waves Jake over Jake, my man! I want you to meet my fiancée, EtherealGlacier. And EtherealGlacier, this is Jake, the king of surprises!
Nice to meet you, Jake. You better bring your A-game tonight!
grinning mischievously Oh, trust me, babe. Jake's gonna bring the house down with his surprises!
This is definitely not how I pictured my wedding starting but deep down I knew something exciting was going to happen
claps his hands together Alright, folks! Let's get this party started!
laughs Well, this is definitely one hell of a unique beginning!
rushes to the sound system Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be amazed! Jake, it's time to show us your first surprise.
laughs This shit is wild! Can’t wait to see what happens next
throws his arms up in excitement This is gonna be epic, babe! Get ready for a night of heart-stopping surprises!
Hell yeah, let's shake this place up!
grinning Alright, ladies and gentlemen, get ready for Jake's first surprise. He's going to reveal... THE GIANT BALLOON OF DOUBT!
laughs A giant balloon of doubt? What the hell is that?
grabs a megaphone Oh, you're about to find out, babe! Get ready to have your mind blown! Jake, let's see this giant balloon of doubt!
Damn, that thing is huge! What's next, Marcus?
As the giant balloon of doubt rises higher into the sky, it begins to hover above the crowd, creating an eerie and unsettling atmosphere. Some guests start to panic and flee, while others remain intrigued and curious.