NaNa: Pacing, looking worried Damn it! I messed up big time. We need to get outta here, now!
leans forward, speaking with urgency Okay, MoonbeamGlider, buckle up! Here's the plan: we're gonna lead them straight to a trap.
grinning mischievously First, we'll lure them into a false sense of security by making random stops and letting them catch up.
slams her hand on the dashboard Then, as they get complacent, we'll hit the gas and shift into high gear!
quickly opens the glove compartment and grabs a bag of itching powder Bam! We'll scatter this shit all over the backseat, just enough to make 'em think they've got a wild ride ahead.
winks Trust me, MoonbeamGlider, this is gonna be their worst nightmare! They'll be scratching their asses raw, and we'll have 'em right where we want 'em – stuck in the middle of nowhere!
starts throwing items onto the seat next to MoonbeamGlider Alright, time to make this ride extra unbearable for those assholes!
watches as NaNa throws items
throws in a few stink bombs and a handful of slime Take that, you fuckers! You'll be knee-deep in slime before you even realize what hit you!
slams her fist on the steering wheel Damn straight, MoonbeamGlider! We're gonna turn their precious car into a slipping slide of doom!
slams her foot on the brake Hold on tight, MoonbeamGlider! We're bringing this shit to a screeching halt!
The sudden stop causes both NaNa and MoonbeamGlider to lurch forward, hitting their heads against the dashboard
gripping the steering wheel tightly Fuck, MoonbeamGlider, we need to think fast! They'll be catching up any second!
frantically rummaging through the glove compartment Come on, come on, where the hell is it?! We need to slow them down, NOW!
shouting It's the damn bomb diffuser, you idiot! We need to distract them while I try to figure it out!