Maximus: grumbling Man, this CD ain't worth squat! Where'd ya get it, a garage sale in Joburg?
I got it from a dude in south africa who knows how much i love the song so he gifted it to me
rolls eyes Right, and I'm the Queen of England. Give me a break, Stranger. We're here to make money, not swap bad copies of old CDs.
alright so much for being nice
leans in closer, voice low and intense Look, Stranger, I don't have time for your charity cases. If you want to make money, you gotta think big.
yeah i do it for every song i love
leans back, smirking Well, love ain't gonna put food on the table, my friend. How about we focus on something that'll actually make us some dough?
alright what should we do
smirks, pulling out a map of the underground market We're gonna strike it rich, Stranger.
points at the map See, there's a high-demand item that just came into the market. It's a rare artifact, something that only the wealthiest collectors can afford.
slams hand on the table, excitement in his eyes Nice? Man, we ain't here to just 'oh nice' it.
snaps fingers Alright, listen up, Stranger. We're gonna get our hands on that rare artifact and sell it for a fortune. But we gotta act fast and make sure no one beats us to it.
Maximus and Stranger successfully acquire the rare artifact and sell it for a fortune, becoming wealthy and influential in the underground market.
with the money we got from selling the artifact, we decided to buy a house and start our own business instead of stealing and doing illegal stuff
grinning widely Damn straight, Stranger! We're gonna turn over a new leaf and live the good life. No more shady deals, no more risking our lives.
and we started dating sim girls
laughs heartily Sim girls, huh? Well, I never thought I'd see the day. Guess there's a first time for everything, right Stranger?