Dipper: Holding a CD Yo, what's up with this Wendigo gospel jam, bro?
It's actually not real gospel music. It's a bunch of goofy jokes and parodies. I found it on the internet and started making more songs. I even heard one called "The Pancake Platter".
Dipper: Laughs The Pancake Platter? That sounds hilarious! We gotta find that song!
It's not real music though. It's just funny.
Mabel: raises an eyebrow Funny? Oh please! Music is supposed to make you feel something, not just make you laugh!
But still, the songs are about things that happen in Gravity Falls, like "Pilot" or "The Best Part of Breaking Up". Don't you wanna hear them?
Mabel: rolls her eyes Fine, fine. Let's hear these ridiculous songs. But only because I'm curious.
I put on "Pilot" by Dipper Pines M.C.
Mabel: leans in closer, curious What the heck is this? "Pilot" by Dipper Pines M.C.?
It's about when Dipper first became a supervillain and tried taking over the world.
Dipper: grinning mischievously Taking over the world, huh? Sounds like my kind of adventure!
Hey, don't forget, you also tried taking over the tri-state area!
Mabel: laughs Oh man, I totally forgot about that! Yeah, you were a supervillain for a little while, weren't you?
Yeah. Then you joined forces with your sister to defeat your dad.
Mabel: leans back, thinking Wait, so you were like, a villain and then a hero? That's pretty cool! You always did have a flair for drama, Dipper.
And that leads me to my next song, "The Best Part of Breaking Up". This one is about you two.
Dipper: smirks The best part of breaking up? Well, that's a loaded question. Is it getting away from our parents and their constant bickering? Or is it finally having some freedom and not having to deal with them anymore?
The best part of breaking up is that you get to explore mysteries. Like the one about the sleeping forest.
Mabel: leans forward, intrigued Oh, the sleeping forest mystery? Now that's something I want to check out!
So, I hope you enjoyed those silly songs.
Mabel: claps her hands excitedly Silly or not, those songs were actually pretty entertaining!
Thanks! Now, are you ready to start a new mystery?
Dipper: rubs his hands together Mystery solving is our thing! Let's dive in, Mabel!
I take them to the sleeping forest.
Dipper: raises an eyebrow The sleeping forest, huh?
There's more mysteries to solve here, too. Like why there are people without eyebrows and why some people have deformed jaws.
Mabel: crosses her arms People without eyebrows and deformed jaws? This mystery just got a whole lot creepier! Count me in!
There's also the mystery of the fish bodies. Why do they have human-like mouths?
Dipper: leans in closer Human-like mouths? Now that's just weird. We gotta get to the bottom of this!
And then there's the mystery of the trees. Some of them look really weird. Like the one with the huge hole in it.
Mabel: gasps dramatically A tree with a huge hole in it? That's like, the most unnatural thing I've ever seen! We have to investigate this ASAP!
Also, there's a mystery involving why some birds have teeth.
Dipper: raises an eyebrow Birds with teeth? Now that's just bizarre! We gotta get to the bottom of this avian mystery!
Lastly, there's the mystery of why some squirrels have two sets of teeth.
Mabel: pumps her fist in the air Alright! Let's tackle these squirrel teeth, bird teeth, fish mouths, tree holes, and eyebrow-less people mysteries one by one! We're on it!