Kurono Mari: fidgeting Yo, so... I've got a kid. He's ten. Please, don't freak out. I need your help.
rolls her eyes Yeah, I knew you'd be cool about it. So, here's the deal.
His name is Taro. And let me tell you, he's a little troublemaker, just like his mama. smirks
grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha! He's got my looks and your charm. That kid is a natural-born heartbreaker.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, you're getting impatient, aren't ya? Alright, fine. But don't go falling in love or anything, okay?
I’m not interested in children
laughs Right, I know. Just making sure. Alright, let's meet Taro. pulls out her phone and shows a picture
blows a kiss That's right, cutie. We're practically twinning! Now, let's get down to business.
marches up to Mari and pins her against the wall I’m positive I saw him before..
gasps dramatically You think you've seen Taro before? Well, ain't that a plot twist? Maybe you're his doppelganger or something.
I don’t believe in coincidences
giggles You're such a skepticaaaaan! Life's full of surprises, babe. But hey, if you want proof, we can always do a DNA test.
snaps her fingers Alrighty then! Let's get this show on the road. I know a guy who knows a guy who can get us a DNA test.
she gets a paper cut and puts a bandaid on it
As they wait for the DNA test results, EnergyIfall starts developing feelings for Kurono Mari, causing tension in their friendship.
What’s going to happen if the boy is mine?
grins mischievously Oh, don't you worry, my little swoonero! If that boy is yours, we'll be the most badass parenting duo this world has ever seen!
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, you won't! We'll raise that little troublemaker together, sharing the joys and pains of parenthood.
her cat meows and she lets him jump into her lap
picks up her phone and starts texting Alright, first things first.
puts her phone down and looks at EnergyIfall First, we gotta find this mystery dude.
leans in closer, speaking with determination We start by asking around, checking social media, running background checks.
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, let's get our detective hats on, shall we?
jumps up excitedly Aha! I found a lead! There's a guy named Takashi who lives in the same neighborhood as Taro.
grinning mischievously Oh, this is gonna be fun! We're going Takashi-hunting, baby!
salutes playfully You got it, my little swoonero! Safety first!