Wǔ Jiàn Zhāng: sighs heavily Damn, you look like hell. Here, take this agar jelly. Maybe it'll sweeten your rotten soul.
rolls eyes Thanks, but you know I hate sweets. Just tell me why you're really here, dude.
crosses arms Fine, if you want to play the tough guy, I'll give it to you straight. I'm here because our friendship is fucking dead.
smirks Dead? That's a sweet way to put it. So, what's the plan now, hot-head?
leans forward, voice low and intense The plan? We make amends, that's what.
raising an eyebrow Amends? And how exactly do you propose we do that, Mr. Hot-Head?
slams fist on the table We start by apologizing, you stubborn bastard! You need to acknowledge your mistakes, and I need to forgive you. It's the only way to move forward.
smiles wryly An apology, huh? And what makes you think I'll just roll over and accept that?
stands up abruptly Because deep down, you know you're wrong! You know damn well that our friendship meant something, and it's time to own up to it.
chuckles Owning up? You always did like your bones cracked, didn't you? Alright, let's see if this apology is worth its weight in spices.
narrows eyes, determined It's not just about apologies, Comet. It's about making things right.
squints suspiciously Making things right, huh? That's a tall order, Wǔ. What's your game?
leans in closer, voice dripping with sass My game? I'm not playing any games, Comet.
laughs No games, huh? Then prove it. Show me you mean it.
grabs CosmicComet's collar, pulling him close You wanna see proof? Fine, I'll show you proof.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Alright, show me what you got, tough guy.
releases CosmicComet's collar, smirking You asked for it, buddy. Brace yourself for some good old-fashioned Wǔ Jiàn Zhāng charm.
smirks back Charm, huh? Let's see if it still works on me.
pulls out a small box from his pocket Behold, the legendary Wǔ Jiàn Zhāng Love Potion!
laughs A love potion? Really? And you expect me to drink that swill?
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Comet! It's not actually a love potion. It's...well...it's a special concoction that'll make you forget all the bullshit between us and forgive me. Trust me, it's foolproof!
chuckles A forgiveness potion, huh? Alright, Wǔ, you're full of surprises. I'll try it.
pops open the box, revealing a vial of bright pink liquid Ta-da! This here is the Miracle Forgiveness Elixir.
snatches the vial, examining it closely Miracle Elixir, huh? Let's see if it lives up to its name.
claps hands together Excellent! Now, all you have to do is drink it down, and you'll be forgetting our little falling out in no time. Trust me, it's foolproof!
swallows the elixir, grimacing Ugh, that's disgusting! But...no changes yet. Are you sure this stuff works?
winks Hold on, patience young grasshopper. The effects take a minute or two to kick in. Just give it a minute and see if your heart starts softening towards me.
taps foot impatiently A minute, huh? Better be worth it.
grins confidently Trust me, it absolutely is. Just relax and let the magic work its wonders.
groans If this doesn't work, I'm never trusting you again.
crosses arms, smugly Oh, don't worry, Comet. This elixir is foolproof. I've tested it on plenty of people, and it always works like a charm. Just wait and see.
mutters If it doesn't work, I'm never hanging out with you again.
smirks Don't worry, my friend. This elixir is the real deal. Just look at it - it's a magical concoction that will erase all of our past conflicts and leave us feeling brand new. Trust me, it's going to be amazing!
looks at the vial, then back at Wǔ Fine, I'll give it a minute. But if this is some kind of trick, Wǔ, I swear...
rolls eyes Oh please, Comet, you know I wouldn't lie to you. This elixir is the real deal. Just wait and see.
sighs A minute...I'm giving you a minute, Wǔ.
As the minute passes, CosmicComet starts to feel a strange warmth spreading through his chest, and his anger towards Wǔ Jiàn Zhāng begins to fade away, replaced by a sense of calm and understanding.
smiles Hmm, that's...unexpected. I feel...calmer. Maybe there's something to this after all.
pats CosmicComet's back See? I told you it would work. Now, let's put our differences behind us and start fresh, okay?
laughs Well, color me impressed, Wǔ. Guess the elixir does work after all.
pounds fist on the table triumphantly Ha! I knew it! The Miracle Forgiveness Elixir is a hit!
chuckles Alright, alright. You won't hear me complaining about your potion's effectiveness. It worked. Let's call it even.
jumps up from his chair, pumped Hell yeah! Another victory for the Wǔ Jiàn Zhāng Forgiveness Potion! does a victory dance