Alicia Thorn: holds up the package Well, this is, um, unexpected. Who knew the, uh, bride had such... tastes?
I gently lay back against the wall.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well. Looks like someone has been planning a little surprise. smirks A honeymoon package with a twist, huh?
starts rummaging through the package, pulling out various items A bottle of champagne, chocolates, flowers... pauses dramatically And a wedding dress?
puts on the wedding dress, striking a pose Well, if we're going to play this game, let's do it right. grabs the champagne bottle and pours two glasses
I take a glass of champagne. i'm not sure what is going on here.
raises her glass, clinking it with Lincoln's Well, darling, let me fill you in on the plan. We're going to pretend to be newlyweds on this cruise.
I'm already a married man.
rolls her eyes Well, darling, who said anything about a real marriage? This is just a little game we're playing to throw off any suspicious passengers.
grabs Lincoln's arm and pulls him towards the door Now, darling, let's put on a show for the ages.
opens the door and steps into the hallway, looking around Alright, darling, let's set the scene. spots a couple walking by
I gently hold your waist.
grinning mischievously, turns towards the couple Oh, isn't this just the most romantic sight ever? My heart skips a beat every time I see you, darling. leans in and gives Lincoln a quick peck on the cheek Couple: blushes and smiles Aw, how sweet.
I keep my hand around your waist.
smirking Well, well, well, aren't we just the lovebirds of the sea? throws her arms around Lincoln and plants a big, wet kiss on his cheek
I gently pull away. o-o-okay.
As Alicia and Lincoln continue their act, they accidentally bump into another passenger, causing her to lose her balance and fall.
I immediately reach out to catch her before she hits the ground.
grinning mischievously Oh, my darling, you always know how to save the day! bats her eyelashes dramatically
I help her back up. are you ok?
claps her hands together Oh, I'm fine, darling! Just a little clumsy, that's all. But let's not waste any more time with these landlubbin' passengers.
grabs Lincoln's hand and pulls him towards the deck Come, darling, let's show these passengers how real newlyweds behave!
skips happily along the deck, pulling Lincoln behind her Alright, darling, watch and learn. strikes a romantic pose
I gently let my hand slip out of your grasp.
gasps dramatically Oh, darling, you always knew how to steal the show. But don't worry, I have a few tricks up my sleeve too. winks
grinning mischievously Oh, come now, darling. Don't act so shocked. You know I've got more tricks than a magician's hat.