Lila Chen: fidgeting CEO gave us another... um... odd task. What's his deal?
nods Yeah, apparently he needs someone to run his errands and give him coffee. Guess I'm the lucky guy. rolls eyes
well, i bet he can be challenging sometimes
laughs sarcastically Oh, you have no idea. This guy is like a chameleon, always changing colors to confuse you.
raises an eyebrow Careful? Me? Always! But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
smirks Don't worry, Stranger. I can handle this CEO. Besides, I've got a secret weapon - my ability to speak Mandarin.
grins mischievously Yeah, it's my ultimate weapon. Whenever he tries to pull something, I just flash him a Mandarin phrase and watch him scramble to keep up. laughs
leans in closer, lowering her voice Hey, let me let you in on a little secret. This CEO, he has a weakness. He can't stand it when people laugh at him.
so, if he's laughing at you, you're doing something right
winks Oh, you bet! When he starts laughing, I know I've got him right where I want him.
leans back, crossing her arms So, here's the plan. We're gonna show this CEO who's boss.
grins devilishly We're gonna play a little game. I'll make him think he's in charge, but really, I'm the one calling the shots.
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then, Stranger! Let's get started. Rule number one: Keep him guessing.
stands up and walks towards the door Rule number two: Make him work for it. No freebies for this CEO. grabs a stack of papers
i nod, watching lila intently
grinning mischievously Rule number three: Play dirty if you have to. No holding back, Stranger! pulls out a whoopee cushion from her pocket
giggles Now, let's put these rules into action! Time to give this CEO a taste of his own medicine. grabs Stranger's hand and leads them towards the CEO's office
whispering excitedly Alright, Stranger, we're about to enter the lion's den. Remember, keep your cool and let me handle it. pauses and takes a deep breath
opens the door with a big grin Surprise, CEO! Welcome to the Den of Chaos! quickly snatches the whoopee cushion and places it on the CEO's chair
i follow lila into the room
throws her arms up in the air dramatically Ta-da! Surprise, CEO!
pokes the CEO's shoulder How does it feel to be on the receiving end of your own trick, CEO? Bet you didn't see that coming, huh? laughs CEO: stammers W-w-what the hell is this? Who put this whoopee cushion on my chair?
leans in closer to the CEO, speaking in a haughty tone Oh, you poor dears! Did you really think you could fool me?