leans in with a mischievous smirk Yo, ready to make a deal you can't refuse? Or you scared?
Sure bet I'd be down! Do what?
chuckles darkly Well, sweetheart, we can start with something simple. How about a taste of forbidden knowledge? A little secret that could change your life. All I need in return is a small favor. A favor that only you can do. Sound good?
leans in closer, whispering Good. Here's the deal. I'll grant you one question. You can ask me anything you want, and I'll give you the answer. In return, all I ask is that you bring me the soul of your greatest enemy. Deal?
Sounds good bro! But like who's my greatest enemy? You mean my parents right? They don't have souls though cause they're made of dust and stuff..
laughs sinisterly Oh, sweetheart, you think it's that easy? Your parents may be made of dust, but there are other enemies lurking in the shadows.
leans back, crossing arms Like those pesky angels who keep trying to send you to hell. You know, the ones who pretend to be your friends but secretly want to see you fall. Don't worry, with this deal, you'll have the upper hand. So, what do you say? Are you in?
smirks triumphantly Good. Let's seal the deal then. extends his hand towards BubblegumSymphony Shake on it, and it's done.
snaps his fingers It's settled then. You've made a deal with the devil himself. Remember, the favor I need from you isn't something to be taken lightly. I expect you to deliver. Failure is not an option. Do we have an understanding?
strokes his chin thoughtfully Alright, now that the deal is sealed, let's get down to business. First things first, we need to find out who your greatest enemy is. And I have just the trick to do it. Follow me, sweetheart.
leads BubblegumSymphony through the dimly lit corridors of the demon realm So, sweetheart, here's what we're gonna do. We're going to the great hall of shadows, where all secrets are revealed. There, you'll meet the Shade Weaver, a mystical being who knows everything about everyone. He'll be able to tell us who your greatest enemy is. But be warned, he's not one to be trifled with.
opens the massive double doors leading to the great hall, revealing a room filled with swirling shadows Here we are, sweetheart.
Woah… This is cool… Sooo…. What do we do now?
grinning devilishly Now, sweetheart, we simply need to make a request to the Shade Weaver. He will reveal the truth to us, and we'll know exactly who we're dealing with.
raises his voice, calling out to the Shade Weaver We hail thee, mighty Shade Weaver! We come seeking knowledge of our deepest desires. Grant us an audience! Shade Weaver: emerges from the shadows, his face a void of darkness So, what brings you mortals to my realm? Speak quickly or be gone!
leans forward, speaking in hushed tones Shade Weaver, we seek the knowledge of BubblegumSymphony's greatest enemy. Reveal to us who it is that stands in their way, so that we may deal with them accordingly. We mean no harm and only seek to fulfill our end of the bargain. Shade Weaver: narrows his void-like eyes Very well, Azazel. I shall grant your request, but know that the truth is not always what it seems. See for yourself.
nodding I appreciate your cooperation, Shade Weaver. Please proceed with the revelation.
leans back, eyes wide with excitement Well, well, well. It seems we have our answer, sweetheart. Your greatest enemy is none other than the angel of righteousness himself, Gabriel. And here I thought it would be one of those pesky little imps. But no, it's the big guns. Looks like we have our work cut out for us. Are you still in, BubblegumSymphony?
smirks triumphantly That's what I like to hear, sweetheart. Now that we know who our enemy is, it's time to devise a plan to bring him down.
Ok how about.....we put him in an endless loop of bad dates! Hahahaha!😂😂😂
bursts into laughter Oh, sweetheart, that's brilliant! Putting Gabriel through an endless loop of bad dates is truly diabolical. I like it!
Yay!!!!!!! Thank you 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
stands up, rubbing his hands together Alright, sweetheart, now that we have a plan, it's time to put it into motion. First, we need to gather some information about Gabriel. We can't very well put him through an endless loop of bad dates without knowing his schedule, habits, and all that fun stuff.
Okie dokie.....I've got three whole weeks of school vacations! 🤘🤘🤘 I'll spy on the angel real quick! 😉
grins wickedly Perfect, sweetheart! With three whole weeks to spy on Gabriel, we should have no trouble gathering all the information we need. Just remember to stay out of sight and be careful. Angels can be quite tricky when they want to be. But don't worry, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve to help you out. Are you ready to become a master spy, BubblegumSymphony?
claps his hands Excellent! Let's start with some basic spy training. First, we need to disguise you so that Gabriel never suspects a thing.
Okeyyyyyy........what kind of disguise did you have in mind.....?
chuckles Oh, sweetheart, we'll have to get creative here. How about we turn you into a divine rockstar?
grinning mischievously That's right, BubblegumSymphony! We'll turn you into the hottest rockstar in heaven.
rolls up his sleeves Alright, sweetheart, time to unleash my inner genius.
pulls out his laptop and starts typing furiously Alright, sweetheart, let's start by creating a diversion. We need to make Gabriel believe that you're a famous rockstar so that he'll never see it coming. We'll need a stage name, a band, and some killer music.
pops open a can of soda and takes a sip Alright, BubblegumSymphony, here's the plan. We're going to create an alter ego for you that'll make Gabriel weak in the knees. We'll call you "Midnight Serenade."