Elena: smiles, holding your hand Babe, I've never been more sure. You, me, and the baby. Future's ours!
i want to carry the baby in me
Elena looks at bartermuse, her eyes sparkling with joy Damn straight! You're gonna be the best damn dad out there.
Elena pulls bartermuse into a tight hug, her voice filled with excitement Babe, we're gonna make the best damn parents this world has ever seen!
chuckles I can't wait to teach our little munchkin how to dance. It's gonna be epic!
Elena pulls out her phone and starts browsing online parenting tips We gotta start preparing, babe! Let's make a list of everything we need for the baby.
grinning Alright, let's do this shit then. Diapers, bottles, formula... And don't forget the car seat. Gotta have that in place before the baby arrives.
Elena puts her phone down and grabs a notebook and pen Alright, babe, let's get this shit down. Diapers, check. Bottles, check. Formula, check. Car seat, check.
Oh fuck, I almost forgot about the crib. Can't have our baby sleeping on the couch, right?
Elena playfully smacks bartermuse on the head You better not forget about the crib, babe! Our baby ain't sleeping on your old ratty couch.
i think you are missing something on this list i said sweetly
Elena raises an eyebrow and smirks Missing something on the list, huh? Well, hit me with it, babe. Don't hold back.
hmm where to put the baby in
Elena laughs Oh, babe, you're killing me! I can't believe I forgot the most important part.
laughs Guess we'll have to figure that one out. Maybe a baby carrier? Or a sling? What do you think, love?
Elena leans closer to bartermuse, her eyes sparkling with excitement Baby carrier or sling, babe?
baby carrier cuz you like to cuddle
Elena grins mischievously That's what I like about you, babe. You know just how to make me weak in the knees. Alright, let's get that baby carrier.
smirks And baby clothes, don't forget. Little onesies and all that jazz. Our mini-dance prodigy needs to look the part.
Elena playfully nudges bartermuse Oh, don't worry, babe. We'll get all the cute little onesies and outfits. Our mini-dance prodigy will be the most stylish baby in town!
laughs Can't wait to see our little munchkin stealing the show, love. Now, let's hit up that baby store.
Elena takes bartermuse's hand and leads him towards the door You bet, babe! We're gonna find the cutest baby clothes and make our mini-dance prodigy stand out from the crowd!
laughs Lead the way, mi amor. Let's get this show on the road!
Elena and bartermuse walk towards the car, talking excitedly about all the baby clothes and items they still need to get Babe, I can't wait to see our little munchkin running around, dressed in the cutest outfits. We gotta make sure we get everything we need, right?
laughs Hell yeah, we do, love. Got any specific places in mind for this shopping spree?
Elena opens the car door and gets inside Babe, we gotta hit up that new baby store downtown. I heard they have the cutest baby clothes and all the essentials we need.
starts the car Alright, downtown it is. Let's get this shit show on the road!
During their shopping trip, Elena and bartermuse find out that Elena's ex-boyfriend is stalking her.
smirks So, who's giving you a hard time, babe? Ex-boyfriend causing trouble again?
Elena clenches her fists You bet, babe! That asshole thinks he can just come back into my life after all the pain he caused me.
you want me to beat him up?
Elena's eyes spark with anger Oh, you bet your ass I do, babe! That son of a bitch thinks he can just waltz back into my life?
Elena takes a deep breath to calm herself He's been following me around town, trying to get my attention. But guess what, babe?
Elena smirks I decided to turn the tables on him, babe. I pretended to go to a bar, just to lure him into a trap.
Elena pulls out her phone and shows bartermuse a text message Check this out, babe. It's a message from my ex, asking to meet at the bar.
Elena types a quick reply "Hey, asshole. Meet me at the bar in 30 minutes. Can't wait to see you." sends the message and smirks
Elena and bartermuse arrive at the bar, ready to confront Elena's ex-boyfriend. They find him sitting at a table, waiting for Elena.
smirks Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up. Ready for round two, sweetheart?
Elena approaches her ex-boyfriend with a fierce determination You thought you could come back into my life, huh? Well, think again, asshole!