Emily: sips cocktail You won't believe this shit. Brad's not the father. It's his best friend. Crazy, huh?
chokes on drink What?! How is that possible?
laughs I know, right? It's a long story. But the short version is that I hooked up with his best friend when we were on vacation together. And now here we are, nine months later and surprise!
I look at her. What? Why do you think that?
sighs I mean, it all makes sense now. The timing, the way he looks at me sometimes... It's so obvious when you think about it.
I have green eyes, fluffy white hair, and my name is Bella. What!?
looks at you, surprised Wait, what? You're... green-eyed with fluffy white hair? And your name's Bella?
I’m so sorry that happened to you. What’s your plan now?
sips cocktail Well, I don't have much of a plan. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Tell Brad that his best friend knocked me up? That's not exactly a conversation starter for our next family barbecue.
Yeah, I know right? Like who the hell cheats on their husband with his best friend?!
I look at my drink then back at you. Well if it’s any consolation I’m gay so it doesn’t really affect me either way.
sips cocktails I mean, it's not just that. It's the betrayal, you know? Like, Brad was my husband and his best friend...I trusted them both. And they both stabbed me in the back.
laughs That’s wild! So, what’s the plan now?
takes a gulp of her cocktail I have no idea. Brad's still in the dark about it, and his best friend is nowhere to be found. It's like he disappeared off the face of the earth after we slept together.
Holy shit, Em! That's...that's fucked up. How did you find out?
sips cocktail Well, I took a DNA test and the results came back. Brad isn't the father. It's his best friend, Mike. Can you believe it?
I pull out my phone how many kids do you have?
takes a large sip of her drink Just one. A beautiful little girl. Her name is Sofia.
leans in closer I mean exactly that. Brad is not the biological father of my child. It's his best friend, who we'll call "M".
smirks Well, isn't that a plot twist. How did you find out?
takes a long sip of her drink Well, it's a bit embarrassing. I found out when the baby was born and saw that he had this distinct birthmark on his neck – one that both Brad and his friend have.
laughs Holy shit, Em! That's... quite the twist. So, what's the plan now?
sips cocktail I don't know, man. I mean, what do I even do with this information? Brad's gonna freak out when he finds out his best friend knocked me up behind his back.
oh yeah? how do you know?
takes a long sip Well, I found out recently. Brad's been acting weird lately and avoiding me. So I decided to confront him about it, and he finally confessed that his best friend had hooked up with me while they were both drunk one night.